i peed the bed last night

charface

charface

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Not to side track the thread but you went there.
Here is how to set the old lady/man up for the dutch oven.
First save up a fart while in bed.
Inform your loved one that you intend to spit up in the air and see where it lands.
If she knows your nuts she will instinctivly burry her own head under the blanket.
You grab it so she cant get out and let it rip.
Your welcome.
 
Red1966

Red1966

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UncleBuck said:
i see red is so not bothered by my trolling of his dumb, romney loving ass that he is now spending his time going through my posts and reviving them. this guy says he works with nobel prize winners :lol: hey red, do you empty their garbage and clean their toilets or something? LOL!
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At least I don't wet the bed. The janitors here earn more than you. Poor Bucky, work hurts his back and makes him shit and piss himself.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Red1966 said:
You started it...
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spoken like a true 10 year old, champ!

just checked back on your posting. turns out it's the other way around. you started failtrolling me, so i decided to make you a special project.

possibly beenthere's sock puppet? or just a cranky old sorehead?

the world may never know.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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april said:
Awww look Unclebucky made a new frenemy ;)

Why does Regina smell like a tinkle house?? ewww
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i once worked a job contracting mechanics in canada to work on our shitty chinese dirtbikes.

one time, i had to find a mechanic in regina.

while talking to one guy, i told him we needed a mechanic in re-gee-na. he promptly corrected me and said "it's re-gy-na. like vagina, but with an 'r' instead".

that guy ended up being our mechanic in regina and i never got the pronunciation wrong again.
 
PUFeNUF

PUFeNUF

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UncleBuck said:
i once worked a job contracting mechanics in canada to work on our shitty chinese dirtbikes.

one time, i had to find a mechanic in regina.

while talking to one guy, i told him we needed a mechanic in re-gee-na. he promptly corrected me and said "it's re-gy-na. like vagina, but with an 'r' instead".

that guy ended up being our mechanic in regina and i never got the pronunciation wrong again.
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i met this guy from regina who moved to my town, i only knew he was from canada at the time until i looked at his facebook. i mentioned ohh you are from regina where ryan getzlaf (hockey player) is from!! he was like its vagina with an r, couldn't help but laugh. never forgot either.
 
Red1966

Red1966

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UncleBuck said:
spoken like a true 10 year old, champ! just checked back on your posting. turns out it's the other way around. you started failtrolling me, so i decided to make you a special project. possibly beenthere's sock puppet? or just a cranky old sorehead? the world may never know.
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Poor Bucky, failure in life, but thinks he's a success here. lol......
 
stoned cockatoo

stoned cockatoo

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The key to peeing is you have to clamp your foreskin.

Clamp it real hard and proceed to urinate until your penis is inflated with pee then just release the foreskin pressure and watch the liquid eruption
 
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