I Once.

i once realized that i think im the only fucker from Alabama on this site :[

i once lost the best friend i ever had or will have to a stupid fucking drunk driver

nowstopwhining said:

I once thought...isnt America Grand?

Thats fucking terrible.


they fucked with your entire future over an ounce....

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feel free to try my state out if ya want

http://norml.org/index.cfm?wtm_view=&Group_ID=4521


i once searched all post started by FDD because they are all the shit and found this thread haha

Vizion420 said:

i once fucked my girlfriends mom then went home got fucked up and fuck my girlfriend then she sucked me off haha all without a shower needless to say it both was some good pussy haha then i felt guilty but knowing the bitch today it was all worth it, next time i see her ill ask her how her moms pussy taste lol

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Thats gangsta Vizion, I fucked two sisters before, two cousins before but mom and daughter is fuckin great... I'm going to rep U in a sec once I'm done with this post...

Stoney McFried said:

I once ran out of lube....

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I'd Lube ya lil ass up and down girllll

Vizion420 said:

i wouldnt admit to that ever haha

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If it makes you feel any better I fucked my wife's aunt but ur own aunt... ummm hmmm hmmmm I wouldn't have admit that ever either...

Ewewew!!!!!!!!

moepunn said:

thats gangsta vizion, i fucked two sisters before, two cousins before but mom and daughter is fuckin great... I'm going to rep u in a sec once i'm done with this post...



i don't need any attention paid to my ass, thanks! I'd lube ya lil ass up and down girllll
ewewew! if it makes you feel any better i fucked my wife's aunt but ur own aunt... Ummm hmmm hmmmm i wouldn't have admit that ever either...

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i once sharted (when you think its a fart but its actually a shit) my pants at the beginning of a shift and worked all the way to lunch telling cooworkers i was just farting a lot. lol. its a good thing i work at people's houses lmao

chuckbane said:

i once sharted (when you think its a fart but its actually a shit) my pants at the beginning of a shift and worked all the way to lunch telling cooworkers i was just farting a lot. lol. its a good thing i work at people's houses lmao

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now thats hillarious rep u on dat one

I once had a nightmare about my cabbage patch doll. It went all terminator on me, with half of it's face gone and one red eye...

I once.. wanted to ask out a girl who works on the other side of the office I work in. I "thought" I knew her name, so I sent her an email. she was 20 something. turns out it wasn't her name or email address, and the email went to some lady in her 50's.. she forwards it on to her supervisor and he emails me asking about it. later that day I find out everyone in the area was laughing about it. lol. the girl the email was meant for was married anyway. a laughing buddy of mine at work informed me. lol. office humor sucks

i once put peanut butter on my balls for my dog to lick off but she bit them instead..... that was the last time i fooled around with bestiality,, thats for sure

i once read these posts and decided that some people are fucked up

skippy pb said:

i once read these posts and decided that some people are fucked up

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you cant say you have never put your dick on a cat at least...

you know

cat

pussy


get it?

god i love sarcasm!

i once made someone barf telling them something i did once... so i wont tell it again

I once realized fuck it i guess im fucked up too

I once when i was 15 had my girlfriend give me top and she was selfconscience about her body so since it was right after school she wanted the sheets over her so i said no probably... Then i picked up the xbox controller and started playing viva pinata (best when played high). My pinata got smashed by the monster dude and it was my new one. So naturally i said FUCKKK and kinda moved as the xbox players do and made her choke on my dick.

till this day she doens't know that i played or smoked as much weed or cheated on her and to be honest idk how i feel. i guess its ok cause she broke up wit me

i once threw a nerd in a dumpster and got a charge for it it totally wasent worth the laugh

I once embezzled a few grand from my employer, a few bucks at a time. Just for the thrill of getting away with it. Which I did. Karma will get me, I'm waiting..... is that part of my thrill too?

I once farted in an elevator full of midgets. Then I got promoted.

I once saw one of my friends back his truck up into a cop car

I once beat my meat while taking a shit..............well actually twice

Zekedogg said:

I once beat my meat while taking a shit..............well actually twice

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MEN CAN MULTI-TASK DAMN IT!!!

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I once woke up in bed with my best mates mum..

GOOD TIMES.