I Once.

i once ran a chicken down that was crossing the road

i once hit a bird in mid flight while doing 110 going north up hwy 1

i once shot a chipmunk with an arrow. very lucky

i once shot a goose with a cheap bb gun. i felt bad.

I once drove a moped when i was much too stoned to be doing so and it took me 45 mins to make a 15 min trip in 92 degree weather....tah da!

ionce smoked some bomb ass weed and got knocked the fuck out
and my mates once filmed me getting knocked the fuck out

i killed a wabbit with a thrown tennis racket.... really lucky

felt bad

i once shot a peacock with a blowgun.

i didnt feel bad at all. they are annoying and spoiled

While I was in the Military, on my 18th birthday, I slept with my commander's daughter, stole her panties, and hung them on my rear view mirror... I still have them hangin...

thats fuckin awsome

I once found an abandoned house with an old garage in back full of old cars

bk4u4ever said:

thats fucking awesome

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Dude, Your tellin me... I couldn't exactly "stick it to the man" BUT....

I settled for his daughter instead...

like i always say... Husbands, Fathers, Boyfriends, and finance's are just obstacles

i once closed the door to prevent my bird from flying out but than the bird got smudged right in the door/wall.

i once skipped scjhool to smoke pot allday

bk4u4ever said:

i once skipped scjhool to smoke pot allday

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hahahha ive done that, what grade are you in?

nowstopwhining said:

hahahha ive done that, what grade are you in?

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haha i remember doing that back in the day.

i once wished i was more motivated.

11th
6'4 athletic

bk4u4ever said:

11th
6'4 athletic

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Did you fail a grade?

I once boned a midget