i just returned a year old light bulb for $$$

cymbaline said:

thats a punk bitch move in my book.
I got fucked on a t5 light because of someone like you.
Waste of time, money and gas because of douchebags.

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turtledurtle said:

haha that was sweet she was like " this bulb looks used" lol
and i was like" nope, been sittin on the shelf for a year now" lol
and she goes" well it looks used to me, im gonna need authorization for this"
gets on the phone with some guy who didnt want to be bothered
im thinkin if he comes all the way up front and sees this burnt bulb and my reciept thats a year old hes gonna be pissed...lol
dude blows off the call
i get the loot
haha $13 to the good

respect my gangster!

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turtledurtle said:

haha that was sweet she was like " this bulb looks used" lol
and i was like" nope, been sittin on the shelf for a year now" lol
and she goes" well it looks used to me, im gonna need authorization for this"
gets on the phone with some guy who didnt want to be bothered
im thinkin if he comes all the way up front and sees this burnt bulb and my reciept thats a year old hes gonna be pissed...lol
dude blows off the call
i get the loot
haha $13 to the good

respect my gangster!

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turtledurtle said:

no no no, you got it all wrong man!
i'm not a thief, that is rude and slanderous
i played by the rules
the girl knew it was used, i knew it was used
i was gonna get shut down if joe blow had gotten off his ass to come to the front
but he didnt
it is pure brilliance
i had it all planned out and it worked
if you cant see the simplistic beauty in it your a moron
dont be mad ,you wish you had the balls to try such a caper

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d.s.m. said:

A petty thief ripping off a small business in the middle of a fucking recession. Class.

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turtledurtle said:

no no no, you got it all wrong man!
i'm not a thief, that is rude and slanderous
i played by the rules
the girl knew it was used, i knew it was used
i was gonna get shut down if joe blow had gotten off his ass to come to the front
but he didnt
it is pure brilliance
i had it all planned out and it worked
if you cant see the simplistic beauty in it your a moron
dont be mad ,you wish you had the balls to try such a caper

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Benassi said:

Who returns something for $13 a year later...

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turtledurtle said:

i thumb my nose at you sir
your assumptions are wrong
survival of the fittest, i saw value and guess what i was right
i broke no law
learn how to run a business or go outta business
petty is part of the brilliance dont you see
i said," now just look at this light bulb here, you know what i should do with you: im gonna put you back in this box and that stupid lady at the store is gonna give me $13 duckets" then i thought no she wont go for it,
then i realized the implications of pulling off such a maneuver
brilliance
like a moment of zen
i knew it would work
it did
your a hater

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turtledurtle said:

no no no, you got it all wrong man!
i'm not a thief, that is rude and slanderous
i played by the rules
the girl knew it was used, i knew it was used
i was gonna get shut down if joe blow had gotten off his ass to come to the front
but he didnt
it is pure brilliance
i had it all planned out and it worked
if you cant see the simplistic beauty in it your a moron
dont be mad ,you wish you had the balls to try such a caper

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dbkick said:

True fact, not a thief, a liar.

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