I have a serious question that I please need help with! Emergency!

neosapien

neosapien

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I need help. So all these phone numbers keep calling me asking for my vote. They are cell phones. Is it illegal to ask for nudes? Is it illegal to say I'll trade my vote for nudes? Most of these calls are staunch female Democrats trying to get me to vote for their female candidate. So I feel as though they'll either A.… Give me the nudes as they really want my male vote. Or B…they'll try to shame me on some metoo shit. So as you can see I'm in a pickle. What's up?
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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neosapien said:
Now I feel bad. I wonder if I can be like "I'm talking to the other guy's girl right now". "She said she'll give me some titty pics for my vote, what's your counter"? Or if that'll just start a scandal. Man this politics business is dirty.
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It's a dirty game and it takes a dirty player to win it. You got this. Ps i wanna see them titties when she sends em.
Edit... Already got my vote. Just make me secretary of something cool when you inevitably win.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Well, she hasn't responded since after I told her I was talking to the other girl. I think she realized this conversation was heading nowhere good. She's smart. I'll probably vote for her girl. We need more smart girls like her in Washington.
 
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Fixed up

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neosapien said:
I need help. So all these phone numbers keep calling me asking for my vote. They are cell phones. Is it illegal to ask for nudes? Is it illegal to say I'll trade my vote for nudes? Most of these calls are staunch female Democrats trying to get me to vote for their female candidate. So I feel as though they'll either A.… Give me the nudes as they really want my male vote. Or B…they'll try to shame me on some metoo shit. So as you can see I'm in a pickle. What's up?
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They were so desperate last election that they were offering free bf's in exchange for your vote. They are even more desperate this election so you might want to try your luck.
 
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Subu

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Singlemalt said:
Google this Emily person and you'll know if her nudes are worth the effort. If not, shoot for Jennifer's nudes. Besides Jennifer is more likely since she wants to move up in the organization
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Requesting votes like this is probably volunteer work, completed because she wants the candidate to win.
 
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