I hate it when...

J

J - Dog

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You stash your bag and forget where you put it?? :cry:

Did I hide it under my folded shirts in my dresser? No.
Its not in my backpack..
Damn I knew I had it last night. Fack!

Did I drop it somewhere?? *retraces footsteps from the night before*
Damn damn damn!

Is it under my sheets or in my pants pocket? No!! :roll:
*remembers to quit drinking so many beers too*

This is getting ridiculous.. I know I had it, and I wanna' get stoned. :cry:
*checks all the little cubby compartments, vases, shoeboxes*

MutherFack! Its not funny now :evil:

Then you finally find it in the last place you look :joint: "duh!" and you slap yourself for having a stoner moment.
And proceed to blaze. :blsmoke:
 
drochoker

drochoker

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i hate it when i'm high, and then put it somewhere dumb and think i'll remember, and it always seems like a really good idea.

but when i look for it later, when i'm straight again, i cant find it haha
 
mr_issues

mr_issues

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I hate it when im high and my fucking wife starts in on me about shit that should be in the fucking past... I need better weed soon or im going to snap.
 
Blazin24/7

Blazin24/7

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I usually hide a joint as my youngest daughter doesn't know I blaz....but my older one does.....she is a pretty cool little squirt...well aanyways I might roll a nice hog leg....b4 I'm down from my buzz get ready to lite it and here my youngest comes..."mommy"..."oh MOMMY!" so I stash it quick and go see what she needs....well i'm still a little high when I stashed it in a hurry I try now to do this in the same spot as repatition is the key to going back for your stash.... you ALWAYS think you will remember...NOT you are a F*CKin stoner dude!!! :joint: :joint: :blsmoke: lmao​
 
J

J - Dog

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Whenever I forget where I put my weed, it reminds me of the SNL clip.

'Dude... you can put your weeeed in there'
:mrgreen:

 
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fdd2blk

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i love finding weed i lost. like unexpectedly 6 months down the road. you pull out that old shirt , "what the hells in my pocket? ahhhhh, yes, there it is".
 
IPokeSmot

IPokeSmot

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oooh . dont ever talk to me about losing shit.

i found my keys in the icebox one day. ive put peanut butter in the freezer. i lose my ID and credit cards at least 5 times a week. i lose my keys EVERY day. i forget to put put the car in park, i didnt turn off the bathtub, i bought groceries, put everything up EXCEPT the frozen stuff, lost a joint in the E-Brake, got my hand STUCK in the ebrake, put my bra in the SHOWER (on a hanger, nonetheless)

see my point??
:D
 
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3patas

Active Member
that shit us to happen to me before but I found a solotion it alway happens when i was staight but what i do now i get high again and then i remember
 
F

fdd2blk

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IPokeSmot said:
oooh . dont ever talk to me about losing shit.

i found my keys in the icebox one day. ive put peanut butter in the freezer. i lose my ID and credit cards at least 5 times a week. i lose my keys EVERY day. i forget to put put the car in park, i didnt turn off the bathtub, i bought groceries, put everything up EXCEPT the frozen stuff, lost a joint in the E-Brake, got my hand STUCK in the ebrake, put my bra in the SHOWER (on a hanger, nonetheless)

see my point??
:D
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yeah. your not wearing a bra now. hehehehehehe:hump: :hump:
 
Blazin24/7

Blazin24/7

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fdd2blk said:
she took it off and hung it in the shower.

Viagra. pfst. maybe in 30 years.
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Are we a little touchy on that subject......I really don't care what it takes to get a guy hard........I just want it to work when I want it......f*ck the rest of the time.....hehehehehe....I am really and evil bitch inside.....:evil:


P.S.Hey FDD, they are doing great you would not believe the width of each leaf......they are so f*ckin fat......the is the TW BTW... the one RT never popped too much damage.....TY again...
 
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