i am so fucked

good shit!

Right on. I hope I never have to deal with this kind of situation but after reading this thread I think I know how I'll handle it. There were some really good suggestions made, some pretty dumb ones too from a property owner's standpoint but definitely some good ones.
We used to own but we had to sell our place for financial reasons and now rent for the time being and I'm sure my landlord would not like it much that I grow in his garage.