How to make a Stoner clean.

Guys I am in a really fucked up situation. I got this job as a High Voltage Electrician, but I need to pass an initial drug screening. It tests for all the hard drugs and even marijuana, so I have been flushing my system for the last 2 weeks and not smoking any marijuana (Just Growing). I get so bored and on the edge that I end up cleaning my entire house spotless everyday. I am just glad the Electrical Company just screens initially when I get the job, after I pass the screening I can blaze all I want.

BongFiend420 said:

Guys I am in a really fucked up situation. I got this job as a High Voltage Electrician, but I need to pass an initial drug screening. It tests for all the hard drugs and even marijuana, so I have been flushing my system for the last 2 weeks and not smoking any marijuana (Just Growing). I get so bored and on the edge that I end up cleaning my entire house spotless everyday. I am just glad the Electrical Company just screens initially when I get the job, after I pass the screening I can blaze all I want.

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Haha,nice. And congrats on gettin the job in this market.
Anyways you ever heard of someone elses piss in a condom?

Congrats on getting the J-O-B! Hang onto it, it's a tough market out there!

I've actually waited until 4 days before the piss test, before I quit smoking, and used some of the herbal system flush stuff you can get at most headshops (can't remember the name cause I'm stoned right now). Makes you feel a little shitty for 2-3 days while it flushes your body free of toxins, but it does work, as I passed the test easily, and I am a heavy smoker. I stood the chance of losing out on a $55 an hour job as well, and it didn't let me down. Now I can again Toke Freely!

my bud had to do the same thing...he used cranberry pills and cranberry juice...like every 20 minutes pop like 5 pills and just guzzling cranberry juice...works for him....to each their own

Thanks for the support Guys ill look into the detox kits.

i have heard of a pill that you take the day of the test and it fools the test, havnt tryed it but my friend recently did and passed the armys drug test. i am pretty sure you can find it an most headshops but be careful there are a lot of products that dont work.. and congrats on the job

If anyone can give me the name of a specific product it would be alot more helpful. But I think ill be good cause I havent smoked for 8 days and I have been poundin the cranberry back like a muthafucka. Also the test aint for atleast 2 more weeks. But I am willing to try one of these detox kits if someone can give me the name of the product and swear by it. I have heard of one called total eclipse that is supposed to mask the THC, but you have to follow the instructions to a T and it has to be your 3rd pee for the actual drug test.

BongFiend420 said:

If anyone can give me the name of a specific product it would be alot more helpful. But I think ill be good cause I havent smoked for 8 days and I have been poundin the cranberry back like a muthafucka. Also the test aint for atleast 2 more weeks. But I am willing to try one of these detox kits if someone can give me the name of the product and swear by it. I have heard of one called total eclipse that is supposed to mask the THC, but you have to follow the instructions to a T and it has to be your 3rd pee for the actual drug test.

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Dude, forget all that nonsense about cranberry juice and detox pills and drinks. The easiest, safest and surest way to pass is to just use someone else's piss who you know it clean. Get a small bottle like a travel mouthwash or something (should be about 2 ounces)..rinse it out real nice, put the pee in right before you go to the testing place and tape a hand/foot warmer (any sporting store/walmart) and then just shove that under your balls and wear some tighty whities and that's it. They don't watch you whip out your dick and piss, it's illegal unless it's for parole or something like that. You're in a closed, locked bathroom..just dump the piss in the cup maybe take a leak in the toilet if you think they're listening and that's it.

fuck that....

Quick Fix
Dr. Green's Agent X


i have used both, multiple times, and have never been left down. the bottle even has a temp strip, and comes with those little hand heaters to keep the shit warm. its a godsend!
from one stoner to another......

Man all these mixed answers are confusing I dont fuckin know if any Detox's work. I have read that most systems are clean within 21 days if you excercise regularly and drink atleast a gallon of water a day. I dont take my test for atleast 21 days and I know this (Luckly My Uncle Is VP of the Company). This is also why I need to pass, because I can make my Unlce look bad just cause ima stoner. I think I am safe just to do a plain water flush.

i passed a test for the TVA using the products i showed you on my last post.............

Dude go to a head shop and buy some synthetic urine for like $40 tops. The wiz-a-nator works great, not sure on the spelling. You'll be blazing it up and definately pass the test

if they aint watching you piss id use someone elses urine. if you have 20-30 days clean drink a little extra water and give the piss that comes mid stream not the beggining or end where the dirty piss is. if you are not clean and they do watch you piss waterlog it, waterlogging is drinking excessive amounts of water and basically pissing pure water. if they test for creatinine levels they will have you retest due to you basically giving them water.