How to Get Soil without Being Suspicious?

dmastr

Member
I need to buy some soil,and i don't know a good excuse as to why i need the soil..any ideas on what i should say its for?
 

dmastr

Member
no,i know where to get soil and everything,i just need a reason to tell my roomies..ya know,why i have these big ass sacks of soil,there not down with anything illegal,a bunch of bitches
 

BendBrewer

Well-Known Member
How are you going to explain the impending smell?

Tell them that you purchased a hole as an investment and you need to fill it up for safety reasons.
 

dmastr

Member
i have a secluded spot outside i've been using for a couple of years,thats where im growing em..but i start them off inside under fluorescents and im gonna have to bring the soil inside and stuff
 

Corso312

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no,i know where to get soil and everything,i just need a reason to tell my roomies..ya know,why i have these big ass sacks of soil,there not down with anything illegal,a bunch of bitches
lol..you plan on growing without telling roommate? hah! well have to just bring in supplies when they are gone or sleeping...and i give it less than 40 days before they realize what you are doing in there
 

BendBrewer

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Is there a place in the yard you can pretend you are going to sow for a vegetable garden? Talk about how you're going to make a bitching garden, put a couple of stakes in the ground and then forget about it.
 

Corso312

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i have a secluded spot outside i've been using for a couple of years,thats where im growing em..but i start them off inside under fluorescents and im gonna have to bring the soil inside and stuff
ahhh gotcha....well start em in solo cups and you can bring in a very small amount of soil...then put outdoors in 2 weeks
 

califinest

Member
your best bet is to think this through... plan wisely! time is everything make sure there not home when u bring supplys home
 

KuLong

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no,i know where to get soil and everything,i just need a reason to tell my roomies..ya know,why i have these big ass sacks of soil,there not down with anything illegal,a bunch of bitches
Sounds like you are the "bitch" putting your roommates in legal trouble.

Time to grow up and become a man and get your own place. Put just yourself at risk.
 

Pipe Dream

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It will be very tough to hide a grow from roomates and if you can pull it off I would say that is a successful stealth grow for sure. If they can't figure it out and it's right under their nose then it will be very hard for anybody else to find it, but your already having troubles with step 1. Hopefully it's really roomates and not parents because parents can sometimes blow things out of proportion and you can get in big trouble even though they mean well.
Get a book on gardening and learn how to grow something else and do it, then you have an excuse for neeeding the soil if they ask.
 

kizzzzurt

Active Member
You guys should read the topic before posting. He's going to do it outside in a secluded spot, not in his room.

How far you live from home? Say your mom wanted you to get it since you're stronger than her, then you didn't feel like going all the way over there so you brought them in so they didn't get stolen until you took them to her.

Boom bam.
 

Corso312

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why not just start em in solo cups 16 ounces?,,,you wont need more than a bag of soil even if ya had 150 clones
 

KuLong

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You guys should read the topic before posting. He's going to do it outside in a secluded spot, not in his room.
We have read it. You need to have better foresight.

He is enganged in illegal activity and if anything can be tied to his outdoor grow with anything in his shared residence, the roommates will be effected as well.
 

kizzzzurt

Active Member
We have read it. You need to have better foresight.

He is enganged in illegal activity and if anything can be tied to his outdoor grow with anything in his shared residence, the roommates will be effected as well.
Eh. Your roommate would have to have the absolute worst lawyer in the world for anything to stick/get them in trouble.

Then again, college campuses do as they please so if it's a dorm mate then I'd for sure advise against even growing outside... Still the roommate could always argue ignorance.
 

KuLong

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Eh. Your roommate would have to have the absolute worst lawyer in the world for anything to stick/get them in trouble.

Then again, college campuses do as they please so if it's a dorm mate then I'd for sure advise against even growing outside... Still the roommate could always argue ignorance.
I was thinking more along the lines of them all being evicted. An eviction effects everyone in the residence.

I have a feeling he doesn't have roommates and it is his parents. I smell the stink of pubescent bullshit. If this is the case, then the parents could go to prison because of it.

No matter what severity the punishment would be if he got caught, it will still effect people around him in a negative way.
 
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