lifegoesonbrah
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step 1: Open a restaurant
step 2: Call Obama a Muslim
Step 3: ?
Step 4: Profit
step 2: Call Obama a Muslim
Step 3: ?
Step 4: Profit
how to become rich
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
These days step 1 will break you. cn
lifegoesonbrah
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Maybe step one and step two are backwards. LGOB
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Parking lot looks empty, and I wonder why they had to mesh the windows. cn
lifegoesonbrah
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Parking lot looks empty, and I wonder why they had to mesh the windows. cn
I bet they kept the same management and policies as before and changed nothing.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Naahh ... now everyone has to tip. cnI bet they kept the same management and policies as before and changed nothing.
lifegoesonbrah
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LOL mandatory tip of 30% but as promised you get 1 free burrito.
kelly4
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Until they find out you're rich, then your mandatory tip skyrockets.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
No; then you get to use the advantageous Culinary Gains rate. cn
nontheist
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If you make over 250k you pay for everyone's meal!
PeyoteReligion
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Shit, free burritos? Sign me up!!!
BA142
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The 400 richest people in the country have more money than the poorest 120 million.....so yeah, they "pay" for everyone's meal. Which isn't true.
UncleBuck
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no, if you make over $250k, you donate money to lobbysists who continue the upwards food redistribution that has been in effect since it was managed by that old kook with alzheimer's.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Not if it violates my Salsa Security. cn
lifegoesonbrah
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Everyone pays in $10 extra for salsa MANDATORY. The bad part is the salsa is twice as expensive this way but the good part is we are all guaranteed salsa!!!!!!
Canna Sylvan
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#3 deals with gay hate speech?
lifegoesonbrah
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#3 is when the stupid people suddenly wanna buy your food for some reason.
FootballFirst
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so we went from "you didn't build that" to "you can't build that"
ChesusRice
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Start a radio show and appeal to the radical fringe right conspiracy theorists
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Serve cheese and rice. Fund "no chile relleno left behind". cn