how to become rich

[lifegoesonbrah]

step 1: Open a restaurant
step 2: Call Obama a Muslim
Step 3: ?
Step 4: Profit

 

[cannabineer]

These days step 1 will break you. cn

 

[lifegoesonbrah]

These days step 1 will break you. cn

Maybe step one and step two are backwards. LGOB

 

[cannabineer]

Parking lot looks empty, and I wonder why they had to mesh the windows. cn

 

[lifegoesonbrah]

Parking lot looks empty, and I wonder why they had to mesh the windows. cn

I bet they kept the same management and policies as before and changed nothing.

 

[cannabineer]

I bet they kept the same management and policies as before and changed nothing.

Naahh ... now everyone has to tip. cn

 

[lifegoesonbrah]

LOL mandatory tip of 30% but as promised you get 1 free burrito.

 

[kelly4]

LOL mandatory tip of 30% but as promised you get 1 free burrito.

Until they find out you're rich, then your mandatory tip skyrockets.

 

[cannabineer]

Until they find out you're rich, then your mandatory tip skyrockets.

No; then you get to use the advantageous Culinary Gains rate. cn

 

[nontheist]

Until they find out you're rich, then your mandatory tip skyrockets.

If you make over 250k you pay for everyone's meal!

 

[PeyoteReligion]

LOL mandatory tip of 30% but as promised you get 1 free burrito.

Shit, free burritos? Sign me up!!!

 

[BA142]

If you make over 250k you pay for everyone's meal!

The 400 richest people in the country have more money than the poorest 120 million.....so yeah, they "pay" for everyone's meal. Which isn't true.

 

[UncleBuck]

If you make over 250k you pay for everyone's meal!

no, if you make over $250k, you donate money to lobbysists who continue the upwards food redistribution that has been in effect since it was managed by that old kook with alzheimer's.

 

[cannabineer]

Shit, free burritos? Sign me up!!!

Not if it violates my Salsa Security. cn

 

[lifegoesonbrah]

Not if it violates my Salsa Security. cn

Everyone pays in $10 extra for salsa MANDATORY. The bad part is the salsa is twice as expensive this way but the good part is we are all guaranteed salsa!!!!!!

 

[Canna Sylvan]

#3 deals with gay hate speech?

 

[lifegoesonbrah]

#3 is when the stupid people suddenly wanna buy your food for some reason.

 

[FootballFirst]

These days step 1 will break you. cn

so we went from "you didn't build that" to "you can't build that"

 

[ChesusRice]

step 1: Open a restaurant
step 2: Call Obama a Muslim
Step 3: ?
Step 4: Profit

Start a radio show and appeal to the radical fringe right conspiracy theorists

 

[cannabineer]

Serve cheese and rice. Fund "no chile relleno left behind". cn