how do you deal with tigh ass motherf*****s

I only have a couple of friends that I share my weed with.
There's a couple of people in my circle of friends that are moochers.
Those people I don't smoke with.
I'm not afraid to hurt someone's feelings by saying, " Get a job".
But I always have at least a Ounce stash.
I never tell anyone how much I actually have.
Plus, when i'm around town, I only carry enough that will fit into a film cannister.

I don't always get stoned with mates...maybe once a month? We don't have shitloads when we do either, but my mates more of a stoner than me so when he makes a spliff he does it properly - almost like his joints have a line of weed straight down the centre as opposed to using about a third the amount and dotting it all over when rolling like me...

My mates smoked me out a fair few times and I've smoked him out a few (him more than me but I only do it as often as I do now coz I discovered how to grow and actually "get hold of" weed...I've helped him out a couple times when he's dry which counts I think) I took a few chunks to glastonbury and my mates couldn't believe how much I took...didn't really seem like a lot (just grabbed a few chunks out of my jar...) , about an 8th? Having said that, there WAS too much and I brought almost all of it back with me lol - we had fun though!

Don Gin and Ton said:

wow dude i was totally agreeing with you then i read your loading the joint so you get the good bit in the rotation, thats almost as fucked up. in my circles front loading a j is fucking low. hey each to their own tho man.

heres a solution to your stingy mates not puttin in or bringing gear. rolla joint up smoke what you want of it be it 1/2 of it hell 3/4 and pass what you dont want on, your friends will soon enough bring their gear out, and you know what to say if they dont like it right?

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it's not low when it's your green and always has been your green, not theirs, as i say, these are the people i drift away from, as they're pikey dicks. and yes, i will happily roll a joint, top half weed, bottom half baccy, and pass it on. if they're gonna be pikey they can have whatever. i'll roll them a cigarrette and tell tehm a joint if they are pikey enough.

don't get me wrong, if it was with a friend i liked and was happy to smoke with, albeit with a tinge of annoyance at times, then i'll roll up a fatty, i just do that for the poeple that don't deserve it, just sit next to you as if it's defaulting to them next by that very guesture, so the weedless reef they get is not an "haha, i got to smoke it all" it's more a screw you work that one out! kinda thing and trust, if they're cheap enough, and just want the weed for free etc, then you can just play along, man, i'm sooo high, yeah man, me tooooo, i'm wrecked! little private joke that'll always give me a giggle

and yeah, that sounds like a good plan, can't understand how i didn't think of that before, probably as someone said, by that pont, you're so mashed you give it to them before you get a hold of wat you'd like to do

and also, if the joint was an amalgamation of what people have chipped in, then of course not, i wouldn't ever pack a reef like that, that's just stealing off them, might as well just leave half the stuff in the grinder for youself later i'm not like that, just hate cheap ass pillocks!

hey dude like i said each to their own, its your gear at the end of the day.

i hear you man ive been through this i lived in a shared house with 4 other lads all bang into smokin. n after a while it was getting to the point where people are waiting for you to pass the spliff n shit n sitting to the left of you for the second off it n that its all fuckin shite, in the end i gave up smoking baccy so i smoked my own reefa's and they smoked theirs worked perfectly.

occaisionally when i was feeling generous id roll a big blunt n pass it round just to watch them fucking huff n puff like the wolf n then go green.

the other thing that i dont get is this, ive got a few mates that dont really buy that much dope cos their skint, n theyll roll jailbird j's 3 skinner standard j. about 3 strands of rolling baccy n a fuckin pinch of weed n theyll make a 20 bag last fuckin aaaaaaaaaaaages. i just dont see the fuckin point its gonna take you 4 hours to get stoned and youll have gone through half a pounch of golden vagina doing it?!?!

rollin baccy is fuckin awful but then again so's tabs. i used to smoke both for 10 years now i cant even stand the smell of fuckers on the bus that have just had one. yeah im a weed snob so fuckin what i grow top herb. sorry kinda just went off on one there...

think i need a bowl

Don G and T, as far as i'm concerned, you're sound

know exactly what you mean about being conservative with weed. i budget myself tightly when i'm buying, and sometimes i think to myself, right, this teenth could be 2 nice J's, or it could be 1 nice and TWO meds, yeah man!

i'll finnish one of the small ones and all i can think is that was a let down and i can't wait to spark up the next

that's one reason i'm looking at buying a nice bong for myself, i also don't like rolling tobacco etc, GV is the best for me, but it'll still get me feeling sick and such after a whie i wanna taste my greeens! (oh, and if it's a bong, i can throw a nug in the bowl, take that i one, end of the excitment. with a reef there's a whole lot of time between lighting, getting stoned, and finnishing, anything happens!

you too tip top you know whats what man!

joints where you can taste more baccy than weed ?!!? hahahah what the fuuck

i love a nice cool bong hit n cos i dont toke everyday and i excercise a bit the gears in me blood and round my nut in seconds its like im a 15 year old kid again haha

well its pub o clock fella im offskis! have a good weekend! im off to a BBQ in the rain hahah i love the toon

Everyone knows at least 1 stingo mother fucker, weather it be buying rounds at the bar or breaking out the weed. I don't go out of my may to really keep track of stuff like that but it gets to a point where you realize that you have bought at least 3 rounds every time you have gone out recently and this 1 individual hasn't bought shit for anyone. The icing on the cake though is when you catch them slinking off to the bar to get themselves and only themselves a beer. I belive in providing for a friend in need but when they are allways in need, fuck them.

Isnt it weird how when you tell your friends you picked up a 1/4 how they all end up showing up wanting to hang out at your front door. Dont get me wrong i have no problem smoking my friends out. But i remember this new friend i've made i've only known him about 1 year. The first time it was his turn to smoke my other friend and i out this stupid prick packs us both 1 bowl out of his bong each. Then he continues smoking and when i asked him for another hit he told about how he was low on bud and was trying to conserve. I didnt let him know i was mad but damn ive never smoked him out like before again. He even came to my house once after i bought an 1/8 saw it asked me if i would smoke him out and i told him "naa i dont think i can i dont have much left and im trying to conserve". After telling him thing i began to pack myself a bowl or two and smoke infront of him. Well he didnt take it the wrong way but i think he got the hint. Cause after that he actually provided the pot and smoked me out a decent blunt a couple times after that.

take it to a psycholofica level! if they smoke prison smokes, chances are they're gonna have crap tollerance, get a lbunt on the go and get the bastard twitchin in the corner! i know exactly what you mean when thy turn around with the "n ah this has got to last me till the weekend!" crap, as he never has it the following morning, that's for sure

Good Thread and I agree with pretty much all of you. I got no problem smoking my dudes out, but motherfuckers get used to shit too much. Like me and my homie Deebo, he serves, everybody knows and I cop from him at least once a week and smoke some with him. It's like his crib is the hangout spot for motherfuckers who don't like to cop, but they know that blunts get rolled up for no good reason in that house. Recently we partnered up on a grow ( nobody knows ), but we've decided not to smoke our top shelf weed that we just harvested and slaved over for the past three months with the scavengers. Anyway the other night I'm over there and we rolled up the first blunt of our shit and his cousin ( biggest scavenger ever!) was there with his girl. So we matched them some different weed on another blunt, the pint being thet they wont be smoking our special one. So we get to smokin and we are not passing ours and Ariel is like yo ya'll are shady and I'm like we're shady and keep smokin.

Normally I'm not like that. Usually like halfway through the blunt I'll pass it to a scavenger, but lately I've been getting really fed up with that shit and have decided to put my foot down because motherfuckers can only take advantage of a situation if you allow them to. Many cats are either gonna be salty with us or gonna have to roll with it. either way they'll have to tighten up if they want to smoke any more of my good cause if I wanna do charity work I'll go volunteer at a soup kitchen.

When I used to buy swag I had no problem smoking with people I liked, now though since I grow weed I would never smoke my weed with anyone else there can only be one high-lander!

I feel ya buddy I got tons of friends that are mooch's but I dont get stingy until I get down to like .5 of a g, Im like most people weed is supposed to be shared its a experience. Smoking weed by yourself means your a pothead...but I must admit sometimes you just need to be a pothead haha.

I grow but I don't smoke all that much....couple of times every evening and maybe a wake and bake on the weekend. With 6 plants every two months I have way more than I need (I actually don't even like keeping too much around). So I share my weed with all my friends. Noone smokes there own shit at my house and everyone leaves with a care package, usually an 1/8 and a little hash.

I just enjoy growing it. If me and my friends don't have to spend an assload of money on weed it's worth it.

I do see getting pissed if people were mooching and I had to pay for the shit.

oh don't get me wrong, if i was growing legally, or just had friends so stupidly tight as to die for you ten thousand tiumes before snithcin (not happenin!) then i would grow up 8 plants, invite people around, smoke up a blaze, no real skin off my back, awesome times. it's when you can't tell anyone what they're smoking etc etc just cus they cant know where it came from, not to mention, i'm growing now for bare neeeds, i want this as legitimately illegal as possible