Help.... piss test in 12 hrs

Sure Jell.

Go to your local supermarket it should be on the isle with jello its sometimes on the one with baking supplies look for mason jars its usually around them.

Take a box of sure jell and a 20 ounce bottle of water

pour in the package drink it down

wait about an hour and repeat with another box

Eat something greasy like fries after and give it an hour.

Go take your test and you should pass.

It's worked for me three times now.

well it depends on the tests....

my g-friend got popped my a federal test, they use a gasometer test or something like that, your local hospitals use the strip tests (cheap). i personally have passed the strip test before using the drink, but she failed hers using the drink by the other test. so someone more intelligent on this topic needs to explain the tests

good luck at least they gave u oppertunity 2 retest later i had 2 piss imeditly after temp wasnt right lost that gig

First of all, I want to say to ottomatic: I'm glad you passed your test. That's a happy story right there I had to pass one with the fake pee recently (everything went off without a hitch... almost) It was about 95 degrees, but I passed that off as because I "took so long to get enough pee out that the stuff that was already in there cooled." The lady suggested that explanation on her own, so I didn't even have to come up with anything. It was a tad nerve racking.

Anyway, grats.

Now, on to a bit of explanation.

The little strips, or the cheap little plastic panels where they just drip a few drops of urine into the little window and the lines show up are very cheap and quick (obviously - some places just test it right there in front of you) tests. This is because they simply have a chemical in there that detects a certain level of thc (or other substances) Those cheap tests only show up as "not negative" if there is OVER 50 ng of thc per ml of urine. What this means: Often, if you "fail" one of these, they'll send it to a lab for more detailed analysis. A lab will actually analyze the chemical content of the urine, and is able to detect *any* amount of thc, or other substance.

This is probably why Kingb420's gf failed her test, whereas he passed his. The quick tests work great for most situations, because most people aren't going to try to fake the test... It's actually a pretty illegal thing to do, falsify that information... (You sign something saying you didn't when you take the test)

so basically drinking a shit load of water and vitamin B has passed 4 tests, all that jazz with greasy foods has passed 3 tests, and detox drinks have passed/failed on numerous random occassions.

sounds like water, vitamin b, and a really awkward greasy-food schedule sound like potential winners

Im curious as to why consuming large amounts of greasy food prior to a piss test would help? If THC is absorbed by fat then wouldnt intentionally eating really fatty food just reinforce the amount of THC in your body??

SOorganic said:

Im curious as to why consuming large amounts of greasy food prior to a piss test would help? If THC is absorbed by fat then wouldnt intentionally eating really fatty food just reinforce the amount of THC in your body??

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Maybe there's a different way it can bond with the lipids in the recently-consumed fatty foods than it bonds with the lipids stored in your body fat.

The minute you eat fatty foods, the fat doesn't just go right to your fat deposits in your body, it gets digested and distributed via the blood.

So maybe the thc takes the route of least resistance: Lipids in the blood stream from recently eaten fatty foods, as opposed to having to actually travel out of the blood and then into the body's fat deposits?

Maybe something like that? xD

I don't know, I'm just theorizing lol

I have a question I hope someone can answer ...I was fired yesterday from my job as a caregiver..because I failed a piss test..and am now worried when I go and apply for jobs in the nursing field that when they contact my last employer that they will have to inform them of the positive piss test...Has this happened to anyone out there? Thanks in advance for your input

Wow, I know where I live they cannot even ask you for a piss test, nor make it a job requirement.

http://www.ohrc.on.ca/en/resources/news/NewsRelease.2006-05-17.8739741726/view

As a matter of fact, if they find out you have an addiction they are legally required to assist you in any way possible.

Man I fucking love my country.

right on man, i was reading along the posts and was honestly waiting to reach the post where u said " i failed and lost my job" glad you didnt though good to know those kits work too!
keep tokin!

the greasy food, puts fat in your system that doesnt have thc, covering the tainted fat in your system. its just kind of a cover your back type of thing

and damn, i just woke up an old thread

Water water water water water and WATER!!!
CHUG CHUG!

I've heard shit about drinking straight vinegar it's probably a myth but if I were in your position I'd try ANYTHING. I mean I use vinegar to condition my hair and it works great who knows maybe it works other wonders too.

ElectricPineapple said:

the greasy food, puts fat in your system that doesnt have thc, covering the tainted fat in your system. its just kind of a cover your back type of thing

and damn, i just woke up an old thread

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Y'know.
I would've never noticed how old this thread was if you hadn't said anything.
Now my post means nothing!
I just wasted about 20 seconds of my life typing that out.
THANKS!


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Kidding of course.
It's all good.

anc said:

time to slam your cock in the door and hope it buys you a week.

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rotflmao in tears!!!... Ouch!!!!!!!!!.............

I also took the max dtr..stopped smoking 48 hours before the test. .my only concern is that i drank 2 glasses of water 20 min before the detox drink..supposedly yer supposed to take it on a completely empty stomach...any input?

ladomirak@ hotmail com said:

any input?

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Start a new thread instead of necroing a 6 year old thread?

Your real concern should be what type of testing they are doing. Do you know? If it's GC-MS, you're fucked no matter what you drink. Only thing that works with those are synthetic urine, or clean urine.