Have you ever changed a diaper?

No kids but yes I have had to change a few diapers in my day. You're not a man until you get some shit on your thumbs !!

^^not an ideal proverb for prison. cn

neosapien said:

Damn kid gets more play than me!

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...fan that spark of enthusiasm, neo, the matrix is a lot harder to enter from here on in

neosapien said:

Well have you? Up until 11 days ago, I honestly had never changed a diaper. Now I've lost track of how many I've done. Some easy. Some complicated. Some downright repulsive. Anyways? Have you ever changed a diaper? Any good diaper changing stories?

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I've changed lots of diapers. The funniest thing I've ever seen is the baby farting after applying baby powder. The little puff of smoke that results is hilarious.

HaHaHaHa, just had to toss in a vote, funniest thing iv read all day. congrats again Neo, it must be a new experience. its been so long, i have let some of those finer details slip into a memory hole deep down. pay attention to the light golden brown shit.. thats the same color my 76' nova was... hahaha

glad you guys are enjoying the obscure things children entail... jus wait, it doesnt get any easier or less gross...well, maybe a lil less gross.. unless ur the dad and have daughters, then.. cover your ears....

unohu69 said:

pay attention to the light golden brown shit.. thats the same color my 76' nova was... hahaha

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I had a tan 73 two door.
Small world

ya, this thing was deff some form of ugly. its the one i mentioned in the "your first/fav ride" 76 2 door, paid 120$ for it. 14 cans of flat black spray paint, and a dare sticker on the back bumper, never got pulled over with it again... well i did, but i deserved it.. i wanna go fast !!!!

I have two little kind and for them i usually used to help my wife!! And i love them

cherisstyle said:

I have two little kind and for them i usually used to help my wife!! And i love them

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I swear I thought my diaper days were over... then along comes grandbaby.. I have yet to have to changed hers.. holding off as long as I can

neosapien said:

Well have you? Up until 11 days ago, I honestly had never changed a diaper. Now I've lost track of how many I've done. Some easy. Some complicated. Some downright repulsive. Anyways? Have you ever changed a diaper? Any good diaper changing stories?

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Congratulations! The first diapers are gross, and they do get worse as the kid eats other foods... And one day you're just immune to the terrible shit types... The sticky ones, the hard super stinkers, the dreaded EXPLOSION shits that climb up their backs... It's just gonna be something else you do, scraping shit off a little persons behind. Lol. Have fun.
O and yeah one time my wife caught a stream of shit with a diaper, like a baseball player catches a ball with their mitt. We were both astounded that it happened at all!

I Changed too many to count. Other than my 2 growing up,I have 8 grandkids also. Its a shitty job, but its got to be done.

Seven nieces and nephews. Its plain easier to throw them into the tub, clean em off with a water wand and just let em run around naked til their parents get home. The kids seem to like it anyway.

The first time I changed a diaper I gagged so bad I ran to the bathroom.

A couple ...

I don't have kids, but I helped my sister when she had hers, and I was a CNA for a while. Big difference between changing a diaper on a baby and one on an old person, but a diaper is a diaper.

My oldest was 14 mo. when the twins where were born. It seemed it was an assembly line. We used a diaper service that liked it when you rinsed them out but wasn't required. We placed the bin in the driveway under their bedroom window which was at arms length from the changing table for the times gas masks were required. :stinky:

I could do it blindfolded by now I think, baby will be 10 months old end of the week.
I often take over from my wife when she starts making a mess or taking too long, but then again, she goes to work and I look after baby.

The smell doesn't realy kick in until they get on to solid foods, when they are little its more like bird shit, and comes out like toothpaste from a tube.

Bluehoo said:

The first time I changed a diaper I gagged so bad I ran to the bathroom.

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I know I have almost puked at least twice in the 2.5 years my boy has been shifting his pants. Probably more.

My wife and I have three kids 49/32/26.....I didn't change many diapers but I did some...when I work I am gone for a few days at a time so I missed a lot of the diaper years..