Have you ever changed a diaper?
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cannabineer
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^^not an ideal proverb for prison. cn
eye exaggerate
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...fan that spark of enthusiasm, neo, the matrix is a lot harder to enter from here on in
Carne Seca
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I've changed lots of diapers. The funniest thing I've ever seen is the baby farting after applying baby powder. The little puff of smoke that results is hilarious.
unohu69
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HaHaHaHa, just had to toss in a vote, funniest thing iv read all day. congrats again Neo, it must be a new experience. its been so long, i have let some of those finer details slip into a memory hole deep down. pay attention to the light golden brown shit.. thats the same color my 76' nova was... hahaha
glad you guys are enjoying the obscure things children entail... jus wait, it doesnt get any easier or less gross...well, maybe a lil less gross.. unless ur the dad and have daughters, then.. cover your ears....
glad you guys are enjoying the obscure things children entail... jus wait, it doesnt get any easier or less gross...well, maybe a lil less gross.. unless ur the dad and have daughters, then.. cover your ears....
unohu69
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ya, this thing was deff some form of ugly. its the one i mentioned in the "your first/fav ride" 76 2 door, paid 120$ for it. 14 cans of flat black spray paint, and a dare sticker on the back bumper, never got pulled over with it again... well i did, but i deserved it.. i wanna go fast !!!!
cherisstyle
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I have two little kind and for them i usually used to help my wife!! And i love them
blacksun
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I have two little kind and for them i usually used to help my wife!! And i love them
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Apomixis
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Congratulations! The first diapers are gross, and they do get worse as the kid eats other foods... And one day you're just immune to the terrible shit types... The sticky ones, the hard super stinkers, the dreaded EXPLOSION shits that climb up their backs... It's just gonna be something else you do, scraping shit off a little persons behind. Lol. Have fun.
O and yeah one time my wife caught a stream of shit with a diaper, like a baseball player catches a ball with their mitt. We were both astounded that it happened at all!
Super Toker
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I Changed too many to count. Other than my 2 growing up,I have 8 grandkids also. Its a shitty job, but its got to be done.
dannyboy602
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Seven nieces and nephews. Its plain easier to throw them into the tub, clean em off with a water wand and just let em run around naked til their parents get home. The kids seem to like it anyway.
Grandpapy
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My oldest was 14 mo. when the twins where were born. It seemed it was an assembly line. We used a diaper service that liked it when you rinsed them out but wasn't required. We placed the bin in the driveway under their bedroom window which was at arms length from the changing table for the times gas masks were required. :stinky:
ANC
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I could do it blindfolded by now I think, baby will be 10 months old end of the week.
I often take over from my wife when she starts making a mess or taking too long, but then again, she goes to work and I look after baby.
The smell doesn't realy kick in until they get on to solid foods, when they are little its more like bird shit, and comes out like toothpaste from a tube.
I often take over from my wife when she starts making a mess or taking too long, but then again, she goes to work and I look after baby.
The smell doesn't realy kick in until they get on to solid foods, when they are little its more like bird shit, and comes out like toothpaste from a tube.
Apomixis
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I know I have almost puked at least twice in the 2.5 years my boy has been shifting his pants. Probably more.
nitro harley
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My wife and I have three kids 49/32/26.....I didn't change many diapers but I did some...when I work I am gone for a few days at a time so I missed a lot of the diaper years..
