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A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the live in maid. So she laid down a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid away for the weekend and didn't tell her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went and got into the Maid's bed.
She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but had his way with her.
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said:
You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?
And then she switched on the light.
No ma'am, said the Gardener.
 
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If Cawthorn was in Nazi Germany before the war, they would have loaded him into the back of a van along with other mental patients and stuffed the exhaust pipe in. Hitler eliminated all those people in sanitoriums, the mentally and physically handicapped, most were murdered before the war and the hospital staff even helped to do it, while lying to the relatives. Hitler wanted to get ready for war and these were useless mouths and a drain on resources, he decreed that they should die and they did, mostly in the back of vans, poisoned to death with carbon monoxide from the engine exhaust.
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NASA to Discuss Progress as Webb Telescope’s Mirrors Align
NASA will hold a virtual media briefing at noon EDT Wednesday, March 16, to provide an update on the James Webb Space Telescope’s mirror alignment. The briefing will air live on NASA TV, the NASA app, and the agency’s website.

Participants will share progress made in aligning Webb’s mirrors, resulting in a fully focused image of a single star. NASA will make imagery demonstrating the completion of this milestone available on the agency’s website at 11:30 a.m., prior to the briefing.

In recent weeks, the Webb team successfully captured starlight through each of Webb’s 18 mirror segments. The team then refined and stacked those 18 individual dots of light on top of one another to form an initial alignment image of a single star. Since then, in stages of alignment called “coarse phasing" and "fine phasing,” engineers have made smaller adjustments to the positions of Webb’s 18 primary mirror segments so they act as a single mirror, producing a sharp and focused image of a single star.
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NASA will hold a virtual media briefing at noon EDT Wednesday, March 16, to provide an update on the James Webb Space Telescope’s mirror alignment. The
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