Naw, that was Destiny getting you mentally ready, Señor
Squarepanties.
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You know... I had my suspicions. I asked her if she got mixed up and bought me some female underwear. She had a twinkle in her eye. But she assured me men wore them all the time. We had a long talk this morning. It was long because:
1. She was laughing too hard to listen
2. She kept erupting into fresh laughter every time I brought it up
3. She wanted me to drop my pants and wiggle my butt to make Spongebob dance (I burned them after I showered this morning).
She has been banned from dinner for a month. Her eating privileges have been revoked.
Awww.... Come on. Just wear a sock and carry around a bass guitar and you could go as Flea.
Oh that would be fun. I would have my very own profile on the New Mexico Sex Offender site.