Had sexual relations with a very ugly girl who my friends know now I'm paranoid.

fr3d12

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If you make it across the US to my place in a Conestoga wagon you, your children and grandchildren get beer for life

As I type there is a storm brewing and I'm 11 miles from the ocean so I definitely would not like sailing the Atlantic right now.
The only Cali sunshine I'll see is on the Entourage rerun I'm watching:)
 

kelly4

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I was just thinking of all the ugly women I've conquered and I accidentally popped a bonefish.
 
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