Had sexual relations with a very ugly girl who my friends know now I'm paranoid.

If you make it across the US to my place in a Conestoga wagon you, your children and grandchildren get beer for life


As I type there is a storm brewing and I'm 11 miles from the ocean so I definitely would not like sailing the Atlantic right now.
The only Cali sunshine I'll see is on the Entourage rerun I'm watching:)
 
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