Vietcong booby trap.
Dig a hole, or a bunch of them along your fence where someone would jump down. Save up some dog shit and some piss, and anything else super nasty. Put sharp objects like some stakes in the hole that will penetrate shows, dump piss and shit all in the hole. Cover it with something that isnt going to negate the idea. Big leaves, some extremely fluffy dirt, etc.
This can kill someone or cause them to lose a limb if untreated, and thats really the point. If your thief isnt completely brain dead, once this happens to him, he will realize that you are not afraid to kill trespassers, and he might think you're too nuts to fuck with.
BTW - If he ends up stuck in your yard, don't call him an ambulance or the cops. Throw his ass over the fence and tell him he has 20 seconds to get out of shooting range.
Dig a hole, or a bunch of them along your fence where someone would jump down. Save up some dog shit and some piss, and anything else super nasty. Put sharp objects like some stakes in the hole that will penetrate shows, dump piss and shit all in the hole. Cover it with something that isnt going to negate the idea. Big leaves, some extremely fluffy dirt, etc.
This can kill someone or cause them to lose a limb if untreated, and thats really the point. If your thief isnt completely brain dead, once this happens to him, he will realize that you are not afraid to kill trespassers, and he might think you're too nuts to fuck with.
BTW - If he ends up stuck in your yard, don't call him an ambulance or the cops. Throw his ass over the fence and tell him he has 20 seconds to get out of shooting range.