Guess i'm sleepin in the tent till harvest...

[quote but I wouldn't put this much time and effort into a pot plant. What you can do is invest in motion activated lights, and "hunters cameras." Hunters cameras are camo cameras that you nail to trees (or other objects) and when game walks by it takes a picture, they work in day and night.


Yeah after the camera takes the picture you can put it in your pipe and smoke it. Awsome I put tons of time effort and not to mention money into "a pot plant" actually plantzzzz.......

grow on

I was just trying to offer a way in which you could catch the perp without resorting to physical harm and loosing sleep.

What you need is heavy fishing line, a couple of grenades and a few stakes. set up a booby trap like no other!

just kick them in the baby maker!!!

BlessAmerica said:

Well, alot of what I have read on here would be considered torts. Electric fences are very expensive (I've installed them), and pitbulls are actually nice breeds with a very bad wrap. If you want a protective dog, get a Queensland Heeler or Austrailian Shepard. Paintballs are an okay idea, but I wouldn't put this much time and effort into a pot plant. What you can do is invest in motion activated lights, and "hunters cameras." Hunters cameras are camo cameras that you nail to trees (or other objects) and when game walks by it takes a picture, they work in day and night.


If torts were not a factor here... I would install barbed wire around the top of the fence, electric wire 4' off the ground, a moat with sharp sticks, .55cal sentry guns(j/k), and a small army of robot badgers with lazers taped to their ears. Have fun sleeping in a tent for pot!

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Way ahead of you...lol. Badgers..rofl..

MY defense system.......

misshestermoffitt said:

MY defense system.......

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haha giant cat and mini chuboka

how was sleeping in the tent today? with that rain

Two dogs to wake you up... a handgun like this...


and get yourself a "throw away" ... Works for the cops... it will work for you.

huntin cameras sound like the illest idea along with the shotgun shell hooked up to fish line around the yard.

You have cool neighbors, just get a motion detector automatic machine gun but make sure you turn it off when you go out obviously.

Old Vietnam shit here.

Punji sticks.

Dig a hole in the ground and sharpen a few bamboo stakes at the tip.

Stick those in the ground sharp point up.

Cover the hole with debri's and grass from your yard.

If anyone is unfortunate enough to step in that, they will not be getting away with your plants.

Sure its illegal to harm someone, but its also illegal to grow.

A safer version to the Punji-Pitt is smaller pieces of Bamboo, maybe only an inch long, so that if the person does step into it, it can only go so far into the skin.

You definately dont want a body in your backyard, impaled by a 3foot Punjiii stick through his Femeral Artery and bleed to death in your hole.

So smaller is better, something that will puncture his shoe, and maybe stab his foot.

whoreable said:

A safer version to the Punji-Pitt is smaller pieces of Bamboo, maybe only an inch long, so that if the person does step into it, it can only go so far into the skin.

You definately dont want a body in your backyard, impaled by a 3foot Punjiii stick through his Femeral Artery and bleed to death in your hole.

So smaller is better, something that will puncture his shoe, and maybe stab his foot.

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Yeah, that way he can crawl off and die in someone elses yard.

Then savage deers wills consume his rapidly decaying carcass.

Its perfect.

Seriously, some states do not have a castle doctrine. That means that if someone breaks into your home, you are required by law to retreat, evacuate, leave...

Other states allow you to shoot someone dead if they are in your home, on your property, or threatening your life or that of your family.

If you aren't a felon, and I'm assuming that the OP is a legal medical grower with all his proper paperwork, then I would go about buying a handgun or shotgun. Take a few classes at your local gun range on how to use it safely and accurately. You're going to look like a jackass when six Mexicans with stolen AK-47's jump your fence and you hit them with a paintball.

EDIT: My girlfriend and I are sleeping on a mattress next to the plants with a baseball bat, a .22 rifle, and a 12 gauge shotgun within easy reach. Which one I pick up depends on what the bandito brought with him, and if he's working alone. I also have 2 dogs.

thcheaven said:

Don't freak'n hurt the guy, even though he deserves the "American History X" treatment! "Put your mouth on the curb!" You WILL goto jail unless you can prove self defense! even on your property... I know it sux!

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Come on down to Texas, we can shoot anybody on our property.

dam good luck

PITTBULLS!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got 4 and nobody comes in my yard unles they know'em.

will a plant grow in the flowering stage continously, and will the buds continue to grow and how big before it stops growing?