growing weed in prison new help

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dpjones

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Ok.... the reason I say its stupid is because its a prison, you are there because you broke the law and you are being punished.

Play the game man you are not gonna change peoples opinions on legalising weed by growing it where you are getting punished for doing it in the first place.

I understand you want to 'stick it to the man' but they are just going to find it and be like well....lets give him more time.

The only way weed willl ever be legalised is if its use can be proven as benaficial.

That said i can not see why this is a good idea in anyway it just seems absurd. Im not saying you cant do it as im sure it has been done before but doing it will prove nothing other than you enjoy suffering.

I hope there are no spelling mistakes in this post as I would hate to be labeled as not able to spell.

Gl anywhos

Dp
 
flashgee

flashgee

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captain792000 said:
how long are you going away for?? you probably looking at double the time if growing in jail...lol....youve got balls bro....good luck...
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i dont plan on getting caught trying to grow and crop them(i think most poeple think that i want my own little grow room inside jail)....just gonna plant a few seeds and let them grow by them self,maybe empty a cup or two of some organic tea for npk before hand then let them do there thing thats not so hard.when the do grow and they find them...which they will,there are hundreds of prisoner in the jail that have access to the area the seeds will be growing,so it gonna hard for them to say it was me or anybody else that grew them.
 
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MrJDGaF

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Wow how times have changed since I was last inside, they never used to tell you what prison you will be going to (guess it was a security risk!):peace:
 
flashgee

flashgee

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MrJDGaF said:
Wow how times have changed since I was last inside, they never used to tell you what prison you will be going to (guess it was a security risk!):peace:
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the court i am at used to ship you to strangways for over 21,and hmpyoi hindley for under 21s....but now only ships you to forest bank unless you get over 10yrs then is to strangeways....so thats how i know where i will end up
 
pinkus

pinkus

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THE MAN has already won if fear keeps you from living your life in a way that is satisfactory to you, as long as that way doesn't harm anyone else. :bigjoint:
:peace::blsmoke::peace:
 
flashgee

flashgee

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skippy pb said:
How long are you in for and how many plants were you growing that you got that time?
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can not say how long i am gonna get because i have not been sentanced yet,it will only be a small sentance 6 to 18 month only do half of that
 
d2rod89

d2rod89

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you're gonna have to avoid showers....and whenever u have access to sunlight you're gonna have to stand in the corner of the yard with your back turned to everybody else....where you will pull up the left sleeve of your pants....where a marijuana plant is being trained to grow in a spiral around your calf.....the soil is in your shoe....u will have to build a small set of walls extended from the top of your shoe (use plastic of some sort and tape well to make sure it stays in place) (u will also have to pretend to be violent and demented and at the same time make sure never to make eye contact with ANYONE to assure you are not harassed while you lounge in the sun discreetly) (last but not least you will have to walk on a limp, you're right leg, to make sure the soil is not disrupted) everything else you will figure out as you go along.... good luck to you, and your unlikely 2 gram marijuana harvest! :leaf:
 
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dpjones

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The Man has already won if that is your opinion on what a satisfactory life is. We are all made to conform to one thing or another maybe you are not aware of it.

If by living in fear you mean im constantly afraid of what would happen to me if i broke the rules then your wrong.

I am although aware of the consequences of my actions as all actions have. For example you break a law so you are punished for it, its the way things are and in my opinion its for the better. The trick is not to get caught.

If there wasnt some form of control or atleast restrictions then there would be anarchy.

EDIT: As a sidenote, almost everything that is outlawed negatively affects somebody in some way
 
flashgee

flashgee

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this tread is getting full with poeple say stuff like...im a fool,it can't be done,cause i got arested for growing pot that i cant grow,if your gonna post stuff like this then back up why i cant grow pot in jail....remember i am in the uk in a cat c jail...the one before an open jail or cat d.i am not gonna be in algatraz

so if your gonna slate me for this back up what you say and tell me why i can not do this.........and i will debait this with you and tell you why i can (again)
 
mauichronic808

mauichronic808

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maybe plant some seeds right on the other side of the fence of your prison so gardeners wont care as much? i dont know how to help too much but you can use food as a compost :p
 
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bullwackie

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If you just want to grow it to stick to the man and have no intention of smoking it then get to a fishing tackle shop and stock up on hemp seed - you could probably get millions of seeds for the price of a pack of fem's (not that they'll fit up your arse of course).

It's just as illegal to grow hemp as any other weed even if there is fuck all THC in it so you'll still be sticking it to the man. Also, they'll grow as tall as fuck so the man will certainly know someone's been doing it.

Cold black tea is great for nitrogen (if you can get a tea bag buried beneath the seed you'll have a good source of slow release N).

It's a shame the timing's so bad because otherwise, assuming you know where you're going, you could use a catapult to sow loads of the buggers inside before you even go down. On the other hand, if they escape the frost then they might go straight into flower!

Good luck mate - if you're going to fire and forget then you're not likely to get caught. If you plan on tending them then you're probably asking for trouble. Maybe you could get your ex to visit at some strategic point and grass her for sowing all the seeds when the shit hits the fan!
 
flashgee

flashgee

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bullwackie said:
If you just want to grow it to stick to the man and have no intention of smoking it then get to a fishing tackle shop and stock up on hemp seed - you could probably get millions of seeds for the price of a pack of fem's (not that they'll fit up your arse of course).

It's just as illegal to grow hemp as any other weed even if there is fuck all THC in it so you'll still be sticking it to the man. Also, they'll grow as tall as fuck so the man will certainly know someone's been doing it.

Cold black tea is great for nitrogen (if you can get a tea bag buried beneath the seed you'll have a good source of slow release N).

It's a shame the timing's so bad because otherwise, assuming you know where you're going, you could use a catapult to sow loads of the buggers inside before you even go down. On the other hand, if they escape the frost then they might go straight into flower!

Good luck mate - if you're going to fire and forget then you're not likely to get caught. If you plan on tending them then you're probably asking for trouble. Maybe you could get your ex to visit at some strategic point and grass her for sowing all the seeds when the shit hits the fan!
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in the uk hemp seeds that are sold in fishing tackle shops do not germ,they treat the seeds with something so that they dont grow
 
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bullwackie

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flashgee said:
in the uk hemp seeds that are sold in fishing tackle shops do not germ,they treat the seeds with something so that they dont grow
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About fifteen years ago they didn't!

Long story short - parents out for the night, I went to bed with telly on (so it looked like there was somebody in), police thought we were being burgled, parents arrived home just as they were about to let the dog go, the nice police man explained to my mum that even though I was trying to 'get seeds for fishing' it was still illegal and that they should go in the bin (two crappy scrawny little things on the window sill in the kitchen).

I woke up half way through and decided to stay tucked up in bed pretending I was asleep.

The nice copper even popped around the next day to see if we were okay!
 
mauichronic808

mauichronic808

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bullwackie said:
About fifteen years ago they didn't!

Long story short - parents out for the night, I went to bed with telly on (so it looked like there was somebody in), police thought we were being burgled, parents arrived home just as they were about to let the dog go, the nice police man explained to my mum that even though I was trying to 'get seeds for fishing' it was still illegal and that they should go in the bin (two crappy scrawny little things on the window sill in the kitchen).

I woke up half way through and decided to stay tucked up in bed pretending I was asleep.

The nice copper even popped around the next day to see if we were okay!
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what does this story mean?
 
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