Green House Seeds KALISHNIKOVA

Wavels said:

I have some pics of my plants somewhere...
The weird thing is that my Kalasnikova seeds (eight) all grew with above average vigor, the plants looked good, they all produced fat buds with a goodly amount of trichs.

BUT, after harvest the big let down set in, I smoked each plant anticipating great taste and buzz...one dud after another...major disappointment.

I wish that they had displayed inferior growth in their young lives, because I should have shit-canned all of 'em earlier...what a waste of space and electricity for such bogus buds.

And yes, I am still pissed off!

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What a kick in the nutz. There's another reason I won't fuck with that junk ever again. Nothing worse than putting all the time/effort/money into plants that don't even give a buzz. Same thing happened with my exodus cheese. Huge, sugary colas that were totally useless. 2nd time I've been burnt by GH. Shame on me.

Wavels said:

I have some pics of my plants somewhere...
The weird thing is that my Kalasnikova seeds (eight) all grew with above average vigor, the plants looked good, they all produced fat buds with a goodly amount of trichs.

BUT, after harvest the big let down set in, I smoked each plant anticipating great taste and buzz...one dud after another...major disappointment.

I wish that they had displayed inferior growth in their young lives, because I should have shit-canned all of 'em earlier...what a waste of space and electricity for such bogus buds.

And yes, I am still pissed off!

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What a kick in the nutz. There's another reason I won't fuck with that junk ever again. Nothing worse than putting all the time/effort/money into plants that don't even give a buzz. Same thing happened with my exodus cheese. Huge, sugary colas that were totally useless. 2nd time I've been burnt by GH. Shame on me.

esinohio said:

Oh man that just flat sucks!!! Thank god that hasn't happened to me yet.

Did you try maybe making a cheapie concentrate out of it? Even though you can only shine shit so much at least something sorta good comes out of it. That was my plan for the kalashnakova all along but after that month, I just said screw it.

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I could barely even give that crap away, and I still felt guilty!!
Useless hay!

Dr.Grinspoon27 said:

What a kick in the nutz. There's another reason I won't fuck with that junk ever again. Nothing worse than putting all the time/effort/money into plants that don't even give a buzz. Same thing happened with my exodus cheese. Huge, sugary colas that were totally useless. 2nd time I've been burnt by GH. Shame on me.



What a kick in the nutz. There's another reason I won't fuck with that junk ever again. Nothing worse than putting all the time/effort/money into plants that don't even give a buzz. Same thing happened with my exodus cheese. Huge, sugary colas that were totally useless. 2nd time I've been burnt by GH. Shame on me.

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I plan on limiting my being burned by GHS to this one unfortunate experience.

Nothing I have ever grown out was even in the same crappy ballpark as this garbage I wasted time and effort and electricity on.

LOL! Ya gotta look at it like yin yang wavels. If it weren't for shit like that you wouldn't truly appreciate the good stuff ..... well maybe you would. Just trying to put a better spin on this for you.

st0wandgrow said:

LOL! Ya gotta look at it like yin yang wavels. If it weren't for shit like that you wouldn't truly appreciate the good stuff ..... well maybe you would. Just trying to put a better spin on this for you.

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HAHAHA, you are so correct...
Yea baby, because I grew out a bunch of Wappa and RP OG# 18 in the same room with the crappy Kalashnikova.

Wappa and OG#18 are some seriously good strains.

st0wandgrow said:

LOL! Ya gotta look at it like yin yang wavels. If it weren't for shit like that you wouldn't truly appreciate the good stuff ..... well maybe you would. Just trying to put a better spin on this for you.

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That's like telling me I'd have to roll naked in the sheets with Whoopi Goldberg in order to appreciate a naked roll with Kate Upton . I ain't buyin' it.

Amos Otis said:

That's like telling me I'd have to roll naked in the sheets with Whoopi Goldberg in order to appreciate a naked roll with Kate Upton . I ain't buyin' it.

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Mental image... NOOOOOO!!!!

Amos Otis said:

That's like telling me I'd have to roll naked in the sheets with Whoopi Goldberg in order to appreciate a naked roll with Kate Upton . I ain't buyin' it.

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True, but you'd appreciate the shit out of pretty much any gal after a romp with Whoopi.

Herijuana=Whoopi

GHS is not my first choice to say the least but I found an amazing keeper in a Cheese plant. My friends claim it's urkle, and one of them gave me some of his Querkle and Purple NuKush crosses to find a good man for her but overall not a fan of GHS. Bubba, Kings Kush and K-Train all meh, the ktrain was the best had a great smell (Grapefruit) and good stone but the bud was loose. Germ rates are crap too with GHS.

The Wappa was meh (Whiteberry was better) and I heard the RP/DNA OG#18 seeds are crap and not as good as the first releases which sucks cause I have the OG#18 and Purple OG from RP/DNA but we'll see how they turn out.

I was pretty happy with RP, just found their plants to be finicky, always great smoke. Just think there are other breeders I'd rather have.

Indoors they are finicky, mine didn't like AN Bloom at normal strength had too cut it back some but outdoors I didn't have any problems feeding her Jumbo (Spring-Summer-Fall). Hardy plant good yields 1/2 to 3/4 Pounds per plants dried in the jars for a crappy year early killing frost and they got snowed on was surprised they didn't mold.

As a comparison, some people have liked Dinafems White Siberian more than the Kalishnikova (sic) .

Life is like a box of chocolates....etc. - Forrest Gump

dopeydog said:

I thought it is funny how the strain hunters from greenhouse go to countries to "save" these landraces while at the same time giving the growers with the landraces their own greenhouse genetics to pollute the landrace they are trying to save?

it does not make any sense to me. perhaps to them it does but I would figure that doing so will only ensure the landrace will disappear sooner.

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The local land race strains are so dominant that it will overwhelm any strains introduced. The locals have the opposite problem of not being able keep the new strains around longer than a few seasons. They would need to eradicate mountainsides in order to prevent the landrace from pollinating and ensuring the dominance. In a way they are exploiting these low income natives as the real money will be made by GHS when its a legit legal cannabis industry and they have the rights to the genetic building blocks. I'd be surprised if we ever see regular beans of these land races, keep the stock mutated with feminization. While I do enjoy the high quality videos they put out, there are many more companies deserving of our dollars.