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going to start national guard paperwork today

dangerlow

dangerlow

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mr sunshine said:
Border patrol.....decent pay with huge payoffs!!!
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Plus you can be a real dick ass like the boys who work the Canadian border up by me. I hear endless storied of how they bust Canadians bringing weed down and the border pigs pocketing it. Some days I get bored and take this trail on my CJ5 through the back woods about 30 miles and end up in Canada. This trail literally comes out a mile past the Border station in Canada and they never even patrol it. I always bring my passport, and if they ever ask I will claim I had no idea where it goes, I just wanted to go Jeeping.
 
UNICRONLIVES

UNICRONLIVES

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Just Remember ...YOU take an oath to the CONSTITUTION above all else not tyrannical politicians..or military leaders for that matter. With that said I think you'll find yourself in a dangerous web.
 
curious2garden

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dangerlow said:
Plus you can be a real dick ass like the boys who work the Canadian border up by me. I hear endless storied of how they bust Canadians bringing weed down and the border pigs pocketing it. Some days I get bored and take this trail on my CJ5 through the back woods about 30 miles and end up in Canada. This trail literally comes out a mile past the Border station in Canada and they never even patrol it. I always bring my passport, and if they ever ask I will claim I had no idea where it goes, I just wanted to go Jeeping.
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I can almost guess the next question out of most of their mouths would be, "Sir, if you had no idea where it goes why did you have your passport upon your person?"
 
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BSD0621 said:
Only join the military if you like invading other countries in the name of war.
Nothing against vet's but hey have been lied to over and over and used as pawns for decades now. Believe little of what you see, none of what you hear and question everything.

I know some who enlisted, and said fuck that and left. Why? Because the military is all bullshit brainwashing. They don't know the first thing about shit yet they call you "worthless" and "piece of shit maggot" blah blah. Pshh, makes me laugh.

Go for a civilian EMT and ACTUALLY make a difference IN YOUR COUNTRY!

I made the mistake of enlisting and had to do my best to get discharged. Why? Because I am not down with killing INNOCENT people in the name of war. I enlisted to fucking HELP, not harm. Too many ego maniac narcissistic fucks IN POWER do enough damage AS IS. I do not regret my decisions nor will I ever do so. Now, I do what I can to EXPOSE the lies and cover ups my military and government have. Risky? Yeah, but well fucking worth it and so self pleasing.
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You left because you are a pussy and a quitter, go self pleasure yourself some more. :evil:
 
dangerlow

dangerlow

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"Oh, I left it in my backpack on accident". A few of the Canadian and American side Pigs know me by name due to the fact I cross so much, it would be believable to an extent.
Not like anyone really gives a shit what comes and goes to and from Canada anyways. Except for firewood... BECAUSE YOUR NOT NICE IF YOU ATTEMPT TO BRING FIREWOOD INTO CANADA EH! WE TAKE TINGS VERY SERIOUSLY EH... I'm sorry if it seems I hate Canadians, because for some reason having Alberta plates automatically makes you drive like an asshole the second you cross the border. I been rear ended twice "Once while at a red light", side swiped, and hit on foot in a parking lot all by Alberta residents, and have never been in an auto accident with anyone but Alberta residents, all three accidents were obviously not my fault. And I swear in Alberta they are taught to ride your ass when you yourself are speeding, then flip people off while throwing cigarette butts out the window while passing you in white Ford diesel with a 1 foot lift. I swear to God the Canadian Government gives all Alberta residents jacked up white Ford's... I am also pretty sure they don't let any Canadian back across the border without buying 50 Cartons of Marb Lights and 50 cans of Pringles. every time I go into Canada They ask the people in front of me of they have anything to declare and out of 3 will have cases of Pringels, and 2 of 3 will have Cartons of Marb Lights...
By the way if your a Canadian it's ok to hate us... I know we suck as well, I have seen Americans do equally F'd up shit in Canada.
 
clownfreak9000

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I have paperwork but I went ahead and switched plants to 12/12.
I wanna watch them grow one last time since I may not get the chance again.
I don't think that's a lot to ask.
 
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BSD0621

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dangerlow said:
Plus you can be a real dick ass like the boys who work the Canadian border up by me. I hear endless storied of how they bust Canadians bringing weed down and the border pigs pocketing it. Some days I get bored and take this trail on my CJ5 through the back woods about 30 miles and end up in Canada. This trail literally comes out a mile past the Border station in Canada and they never even patrol it. I always bring my passport, and if they ever ask I will claim I had no idea where it goes, I just wanted to go Jeeping.
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Nice. Hopefully some Canadians see this and start bringing down more good weed!
 
dangerlow

dangerlow

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BSD0621 said:
Nice. Hopefully some Canadians see this and start bringing down more good weed!
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that's exactly why I posted it. I kinda figured I would have at least gotten a p.m. by now. But I did go all angry stoned guy on Canadians up there though. Lol
 
blacksun

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clownfreak9000 said:
I will get myself discharged before I will murder an innocent.
With that said I still am doing it.
If I have to kill a combatant then I will just not an unarmed civilian.
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Then you're a bad candidate for any military branch.



You are expected to shoot any "enemy" (including civilians) in the back who is running away from you if you tell them to stop and they don't, even if they do not have any weapons on them.

This "rule" does extend to american citizens if there ever is a civil war and/or marshal law is imposed.
 
bendoverbilly

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blacksun said:
Then you're a bad candidate for any military branch.



You are expected to shoot any "enemy" (including civilians) in the back who is running away from you if you tell them to stop and they don't, even if they do not have any weapons on them.

This "rule" does extend to american citizens if there ever is a civil war and/or marshal law is imposed.
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You get all your facts from al jazerra tv don't you. Say that to the right vet and you would be shitting your teeth out the next day.
 
kinetic

kinetic

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DutchKillsRambo said:
If you really don't know the difference between active duty and national guard, I really don't know if the military is for you.
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^^^This guy knows.

There are a ton of other posts from the O.P. that lead to the same conclusion. A few months ago he was going to enlist to be a Marine Sniper and if that didn't work out he was going to be an Army Ranger.
 
Dannoo93

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clownfreak9000 said:
Not yet kinetic.still in early paperwork.
I'm doing this for sure.

And civilian EMT don't appeal to me in the least.
The military is honestly the only thing I have ever really wanted to do.

I'm by no means a slacker and sober I got my shit on lock when I set my mind I do it

I will read it over and over for sure.
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May I ask how old are you. When I was like 16 I wanted to join air force as crew chief. I got older started smoking and starting paying more attention to the military and realized its not as promising joining now as it would have been a couple years ago...and u better stop smoking now man... if you havent even taken the asvab yet alone a practice one id recomend u do that... I got like an 80 on my asvab when I was looking into it


Dannoo93
 
Dannoo93

Dannoo93

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From threads ive seen clownfreak is just some guy that talks a lot about shit. Sniper then medic, says guns and pot dont mix which may be true for some but I have spectacular grouping even when im completely stoned out at the range... my advice to you is start reading up on military if u want to join you should know how ranking works,benefits,what all is required to get in the field you want and being able to score well enough on the asvab....and that fucker will have some tough questions its not a simple test it actually will test your knowledge so u better hope u dont plan to fly right through the test

Dannoo93
 
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