GLO Seedbank conning people

We Can Make Sandwiches

We Can Make Sandwiches

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Go read the glo thread in seedbank reviews. Im sure youll find many of the issues you have with this fucking clown..is hesrd all to often..99.5% of the time is international custies getting jerked around.

Glad usa custies get good treatment. International is min 2month wait. 1month of null time usually. Then you gotta email and he makes it seem like your the asshole asking where the fuck my purchase is..and to usually hear it hasnt been shipped. Then excuses and whatnot follow

Hes a childish moron. Must have been picked on in highschool the way he treats customers.

Or just an asshole with wild expectations of customers... Id love to see him wait 2months for something hees paid for. I betcha hes the biggest hypocrite. Im sure he complains when stuff he orders doesnt show up.

Id rather eat a bowl of cereal including the milk with a fork before i make an order again with him
 
bodhipop

bodhipop

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Moabfighter said:
Wish that dude would send me his emails for sales. I ask once a week and never get the emails. Dudes legit I’ve ordered 3 rado packs once for 40,50 a pack? Insane prices and that nilla wafer was top three best I ever grown so I know he isn’t filling packs with bag seed..... anyone got this weeks sale..?
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What breeder are you interested in? I've been on his good side as of late.. I still feel shitty to support anyone who has ripped off cash payers then threatened their address.. Could just be hearsay that second part. Makes a lot of sense now that I hear he never smokes..
One of the recent emails on his birthday, he shared that he usually pulls 30K a day.
 
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Tartaria Genetics

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Gentlemencorpse said:
I've ordered from GLO a bunch of times. I wouldn't say he's a con, but he can be a dick, and they may have the worst customer service on the planet. My last order Amber sent me my tracking info the same day my seeds were delivered, I shit you not. I was actually just talking about them on another forum, no other seedbank could operate this way and still exist. Basically if you order from GLO your buying for the absurdly cheap prices and hard to find gear, and accepting that you will get your beans whenever they feel like sending them, and it may be a while. I don't think they would intentionally con anyone, but they definitely don't give a shit about you. They're IG posts lately have been truly absurd. And yeah, he goes by the Real Flava Creator.

I keep saying I'm done with them and then they have some crazy deal, or are the only ones with a strain I'm hunting for and I get sucked back in. I've come to accept them and their quirks, but I'd never actually recommend ordering from them without extensive caveats
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what other forums are a good resource?
 
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PeanutbutterNchocolate

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bodhipop said:
What breeder are you interested in? I've been on his good side as of late.. I still feel shitty to support anyone who has ripped off cash payers then threatened their address.. Could just be hearsay that second part. Makes a lot of sense now that I hear he never smokes..
One of the recent emails on his birthday, he shared that he usually pulls 30K a day.
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30k a day?! Hard to believe that seed banks can make almost 11 million a year.

Ordered 2 weeks ago no tracking hasnt arrived. Got email saying my order was complete tho whatever that means
 
Dividedsky

Dividedsky

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PeanutbutterNchocolate said:
30k a day?! Hard to believe that seed banks can make almost 11 million a year.

Ordered 2 weeks ago no tracking hasnt arrived. Got email saying my order was complete tho whatever that means
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I'm sure those numbers are inflated seems way to high, but then again he got to be very busy though, I mean he has seed addicts like us always grabbing packs. That's why he does those emails>it works...there's been times where I wasn't even thinking of buying seeds then got an email alert from glo, scroll thru it...boom end up dropping $1200 in a week like I did few months ago- I felt like a crackhead after that, lol. By the way he just posted the last night was a busy STDEEAALLLSS, did $50k in sales!
 
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Dank Budz

Dank Budz

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I find his emails funny, I especially liked his fuck em all Fridays email a few weeks ago, no issues with GLO on the 3 or 4 orders I've made, got a white hot Screamsicle outdoors just now showing pre flowers doing great
 
Dividedsky

Dividedsky

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Dank Budz said:
I find his emails funny, I especially liked his fuck em all Fridays email a few weeks ago, no issues with GLO on the 3 or 4 orders I've made, got a white hot Screamsicle outdoors just now showing pre flowers doing great
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Dude those early deals on the mai and creamsicle crosses from Clearwater were insane...he was doing like 4 packs for $120 or something like that a few years ago.
 
Observe & Report

Observe & Report

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Dividedsky said:
I'm sure those numbers are inflated seems way to high, but then again he got to be very busy though, I mean he has seed addicts like us always grabbing packs. That's why he does those emails>it works...there's been times where I wasn't even thinking of buying seeds then got an email alert from glo, scroll thru it...boom end up dropping $1200 in a week like I did few months ago- I felt like a crackhead after that, lol. By the way he just posted the last night was a busy STDEEAALLLSS, did $50k in sales!
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How big is the average order? The deals/freebies try to get you to buy multiple packs. Lets say it is 2-3 packs at $150 average order. That is 200 orders in a day to get $30k in sales. Doesn't sound unreasonable to me. His margin is really low though. Where other banks are selling at least double wholesale, he is probably only making $5-20 an order on average, including shipping. Some gear that has been in stock a while I think he is selling at or very close to wholesale and making only $5 from the shipping. Lets say $2000 a day before salaries and overhead. If he really runs it all himself out of his house then he's working hard but making good money.

However, that doesn't leave much time to do customer service! So the whole thing collapses if he has to hire people to do that...

The shocking thing is when you order from any of these banks you seem to get a hand addressed envelope, which is totally insane. Dropping three or even four digits on a consultant to set them up with invoice and shipping label printing would save them so much time.
 
Dividedsky

Dividedsky

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Observe & Report said:
How big is the average order? The deals/freebies try to get you to buy multiple packs. Lets say it is 2-3 packs at $150 average order. That is 200 orders in a day to get $30k in sales. Doesn't sound unreasonable to me. His margin is really low though. Where other banks are selling at least double wholesale, he is probably only making $5-20 an order on average, including shipping. Some gear that has been in stock a while I think he is selling at or very close to wholesale and making only $5 from the shipping. Lets say $2000 a day before salaries and overhead. If he really runs it all himself out of his house then he's working hard but making good money.

However, that doesn't leave much time to do customer service! So the whole thing collapses if he has to hire people to do that...

The shocking thing is when you order from any of these banks you seem to get a hand addressed envelope, which is totally insane. Dropping three or even four digits on a consultant to set them up with invoice and shipping label printing would save them so much time.
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Don't forget there's also a good group of people that strictly buy from glo to resell and make a nice profit themselves. There's probably a decent amount of people that do that, look on strainly the compound grape gas line are selling for $400+...glo has a few of those packs like the stay puft for only $115 on the STDEEAALLSSS days. That's fucking insanely cheap! I know some people don't like his customer service or lack there of but no bank can come close to the dudes prices, I haven't ordered from another bank in a while because glo is has such killer prices. Glo has built a lot of people's seed collections 10 fold, thats for sure.
 
Romulanman

Romulanman

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Dividedsky said:
Dude those early deals on the mai and creamsicle crosses from Clearwater were insane...he was doing like 4 packs for $120 or something like that a few years ago.
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It was buy 2 get 3 free on the Creamsickle crosses just last year. I bought that like 3 times and got 6 packs of Pint Sized among other shit. No one can touch his prices. Made my CW and CSI collection possible.
 
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