Funny and stupid pick up lines

smppro said:

Does this smell like chloroform?

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ahahaahahah

smppro said:

Does this smell like chloroform?

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Haha... Funny!!!


But seriously guys,I don't use pick up lines... I use roofies...
Better resaults!!!

GUY: " Did it hurt?"


GIRL: "Did what hurt?"


GUY: " When you fell from heaven"

Its not a pick up line but an ice breaker

Hey, how much does a plane weigh?
Umm, i dunno..
Enough to break the ice (introduce yourself)

I agree, a pick up line is a conversation starter. Make me laugh and you now have my attention.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Man - Your on fire!

Women - What?

Man -Hey girl where theres smoke theres fire, and your smokin *wink*

The lamest line of all time was just created.

I wish I were a spaceman, because I would love to travel to uranus lol

lol, have you ever seen Dat Phan talking about pick up lines and guys with accents?

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/dat-phan/videos/dat-phan---smooth-guys

northeastern lights said:

GUY: " Did it hurt?"


GIRL: "Did what hurt?"


GUY: " When you fell from heaven"

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lmao... more like


did it hurt?

did what hurt?

...nvm. bye




lol the chloroform one was halarious too.... haha

lol that mad tv parody is good 2... ive always liked that show.. specially the crazy gym teacher... keegan michael keeys or w.e. his name is.... halarious

point her and then point at the bulge in my pants

MexicanWarlord420 said:

point her and then point at the bulge in my pants

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hahaha thats funny shit

Hey baby....hu hu......I noticed you have braces.....hu hu hu.......I have braces too.

never used pick up lines... cuz i dont know any lol

but this girl used this on me, and it worked great

she said: "are you single?"

me: "yea"

then we had drinks, n then

best pick up line ive ever heard lol good times, good times

girls have it so easy...

this one may get you slapped in the face
guy - hey, are you coming back from a beauty salon?
girl - yes...
guy - was it closed?
lol

Wikidbchofthewst said:

LMAO that's pretty good, I'd have a hard time not laughing.

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yea that shit was funny as hell

IS it thanksgivving? Cause it looks like you could use a good stuffing.

I'm a girl, so the only one I ever used, if you can call it one, is "wanna fuck?"