funniest stoned or trippin quote

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wildkard91

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Post any quotes of someone who said something while they were either high or trippin hard that just made you either say...wtf...or laugh your ass off haha.





This one was my by my friend on 40X salvia


"I *laugh* ...I know what your sipping count is!!!!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQrI6lcAPU
 
andyk187

andyk187

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"god if you make this stop now, i swear i'll never do it again!"

heard that a few times from people trippin! lol
 
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Benassi

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"and it's just on a stick...."

that one was today... I was baked at work describing hash lollipops to my co worker and I finished it off with "and it's just on a stick...".

She lol'd wholeheartedly.
 
happyface

happyface

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one time we were all getting high and i left the room for a min they started and i ran back in and what i ment to say was "you lil bitchasses never wait for me"but what i actually said was "you guys never wait for my lil bitchass" lol not really a quote but my brother always tells this story.
 
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wildkard91

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happyface said:
one time we were all getting high and i left the room for a min they started and i ran back in and what i ment to say was "you lil bitchasses never wait for me"but what i actually said was "you guys never wait for my lil bitchass" lol not really a quote but my brother always tells this story.
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Hahahaha.

I'm really stoned. I think you get rep for that cuz it really made me laugh.
 
juststartin

juststartin

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"save me"

hahahahhahahahahaha, i was in the other room thinking my mate was fucking around. i walk in and he is on the floor whilst my other mate is trying to drag his ass up!
 
IAm5toned

IAm5toned

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on the way in to the jobsite, my best friend and i burned a big ole fatty of some dank. we get there, and get our tools out and go to meet up with the rest of the crew that is standing around in a circle bullshitting like construction workers do. as we walk up one of the other guys was telling the group about a wild encounter he had with a recent conquest... not to be outdone, my best friend who is a talker and always has to one up someone opened his mouth and went to say'well that reminds me of when i was getting my dick sucked last night' but the dank kicked n and what came out instead was:
'well that reminds me of the dick i was sucking last night'

the laughter was intense. that was 5 years ago, and everytime he says something about last night im quick to ask him was that before or after the dick you sucked :lol:
 
DrUgZrBaD

DrUgZrBaD

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Had a few hoots of oil... sitting on the couch and dropped my phone and my buddy sees me trying to find it and said what are you doing and i said,

"Dude you're phone ate my couch."
 
juststartin

juststartin

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IAm5toned said:
on the way in to the jobsite, my best friend and i burned a big ole fatty of some dank. we get there, and get our tools out and go to meet up with the rest of the crew that is standing around in a circle bullshitting like construction workers do. as we walk up one of the other guys was telling the group about a wild encounter he had with a recent conquest... not to be outdone, my best friend who is a talker and always has to one up someone opened his mouth and went to say'well that reminds me of when i was getting my dick sucked last night' but the dank kicked n and what came out instead was:
'well that reminds me of the dick i was sucking last night'

the laughter was intense. that was 5 years ago, and everytime he says something about last night im quick to ask him was that before or after the dick you sucked :lol:
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thats hillarious! :mrgreen:
 
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