funniest stoned or trippin quote

A friend and I were walking down the street and we were talking about apocalyptic bombs.
He then went on to say, "have you heard of zebomba? The worlds biggest bomb in the world".
I thought it was hilarious at the time..

Ok, so me and three friends are in my one friends basment tripping on shrooms for the frist time. My one friend, who has tripped before, tell the rest of us to turn off our phones because 'If the phone rings it will totally fuck with your trip. That and trip dailing is 10 times worse than a drunk dail.' So I go to turn my phones off when I hear my friend scream at the top of his lungs "DUDE I THINK I LOST MY POCKET!" We couldn't stop laughing. What he ment to say obviously was that he lost his phone, but since his phone was in his pocket...I'll let you figuer out the rest

"Doesn't that clock look like a big watch? But then again, isn't a watch just a big clock? . . . WOAH"
My friend on acid

Moses'BurninCush said:

"Doesn't that clock look like a big watch? But then again, isn't a watch just a big clock? . . . WOAH"
My friend on acid

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lmao

thats hilarious