FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

the h1n1 idea is pretty good....u act like the cops are inspecting ur house haha there not ganna raid u there ganna check for damage and holes in the walls type of shit not look for ur stash..youngster

Dude, how big are your balls? Can you be cool and keep a steady nerve?
Ive had inspections. They will just look around. Hopefully you have a good rapport with them. Cant look like a frat house. Put all your grow sit in a closet. Put the plant in the shower and close the certain. Turn on the fart fan. Close bathroom door. Spray some Lysol. Have a Glade plug in. Tell them you just took a SHIT and be careful if they get near the bathroom. lol
Your good brother if you can keep it together. Don’t go crazy spraying shit everywhere either just the bathroom and hall.
Have it planned. Be organized. Execute! As soon as their gone hook up yo shit like nothing happened. Your baby will be fine.
I passed a lie detector for a job when I had 4oz under the seat in my car….lol
Good luck man…I feel ya…

alot of balck trash bags works great and then tie the tops and no smell i transported 2 flowering plants over 30 miles with no smell works great

HomeGrown420baby said:

the h1n1 idea is pretty good....u act like the cops are inspecting ur house haha there not ganna raid u there ganna check for damage and holes in the walls type of shit not look for ur stash..youngster

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I remember those days...

you most have a storage/locker that came wit apartment? put her in there if you got one !

Dont you have Friends Famely co-worker you most know someone..think abit!

and whos reaching your apartment police owner or ...?

maybe I missed it but is there a reason why you can't be there for the inspection? they should be in there for 2-3 mins just a quick visual inspection no touching anything. febreeze and a cig and food cooking will for sure cover up the smell.

Tell your landlord you'll be out of town that week. Tell him you want to be present during the inspection and they should come back at another date. No one can force you into an inspection. Just reschedule it.

I work during the inspection, so I'll be at work.
I dont have a storage area in my apartment..

I have no friends that can take the plant.... everyone of them lives with girlfriends/wives that are not down with keeping it.... and the ones that are cool don't have vehicles so we can't transport it.

I can't "rescheduele" they are coming in regardless if I am home.

yea cook some food so it smells like food and put that bitch in the fridge hahaha if she fits..it will work the inspection should just b real quick and it might even purple ur weed up a little bit lol

im just fuking around good luck with whatever u decide to do

I'm gonna have to cut it, I have no choice.... and if I get caught its definite jail time.

Saddest day ever.

Ugg, after some thinking I thought of a way to save the chica, idealy you would want 2 people for this operation (you and your girl would be best even though you have work that day.

Since its between 8-4 it adds a little difficulty and patience to pull off, but when yall hear (I know you wont be there but go with me for a minute here) the door knock and dude announces he is there to inspect your crib, have your girlie in a towl/robe when the dude(s) walk in have her say something like "gonna take a shower before work sweetie" and have her go into the bathroom (where the plant is hiding already) and start the shower. I had gf's in the past take 20-30 minute showers especially when its cold (love hot showers in the cold) theres no flipping way he will go into the bathroom when your girl is in the shower. Hell cover the plant up and it can be in the tub with her. Just make sure you find a way to cover the smell which shouldn't be too hard maybe a strong cinnamon scent or something. Do that and problem solved


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Just thought of this lmao
Your plant looks small (not trying to offend you just by the looks of it you kept it small) Is it possible that its small enough to fit in your fridge?
If so grab a cooler or some boxes (cooler prefered to keep the food cool) then take out the racks and put her in there (should also keep the smell in there too)

Jeffdogg said:

Ugg, after some thinking I thought of a way to save the chica, idealy you would want 2 people for this operation (you and your girl would be best even though you have work that day.

Since its between 8-4 it adds a little difficulty and patience to pull off, but when yall hear (I know you wont be there but go with me for a minute here) the door knock and dude announces he is there to inspect your crib, have your girlie in a towl/robe when the dude(s) walk in have her say something like "gonna take a shower before work sweetie" and have her go into the bathroom (where the plant is hiding already) and start the shower. I had gf's in the past take 20-30 minute showers especially when its cold (love hot showers in the cold) theres no flipping way he will go into the bathroom when your girl is in the shower. Hell cover the plant up and it can be in the tub with her. Just make sure you find a way to cover the smell which shouldn't be too hard maybe a strong cinnamon scent or something. Do that and problem solved

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absolute genius.^^ Do that for sure!! and hide all your grow shit somewhere and you got it. good luck

That's a fantastic idea... I'm gonna see if both of us can duck out of work and pull this off....

I didn't read all the posts, but doesn't anyone watch Weeds? Silas grew weed in his van. There are always options. Find a box (appliance) or suitcase big enough to fit the plant and take it someplace else. Storage locker, your car, rent a van, rent a motel room, in a dumpster behind the police station.

You should be okay with extra dark for a while, but you can get a battery powered light to keep your light cycle intact. I understand you can clone flowering plants. If you have to chop it, try cutting some clones. They should be easy to hide.

I'm more worried about how you'll hide the rest of the equipment, lights, etc.

I just had a thought though, what if he HAS to check out the bathroom and goes... "oh I'll wait".... then my girlfriend is trapped in the bathroom with a 2 foot tall weed plant... that she's gonna have to eat lol

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I just had a thought though, what if he HAS to check out the bathroom and goes... "oh I'll wait".... then my girlfriend is trapped in the bathroom with a 2 foot tall weed plant... that she's gonna have to eat lol

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check out the fridge idea , or just keep the plant in the tub when she leaves and have the curtain like half way shut


Edit: you wouldn't happen to have a 2+ ft speaker would ya? That could be another idea just take out the woofer for a little bit.

hay dude hope u get this in time, but put ur girl in a box big enough for her, have it just sitting around, but wrap the box in giftwrap. Say that it is a present for a relative or somehting, just use a HELL of a lot of febreez or wtf ever smells good and all. Do that and they just think that it was a gift that u had got or r going to send out or something. thats what i would do.!!!

I like the fridge idea. You need to be there for the inspection though. No one is gonna look in your fridge if your there. I mean what would be the point?

Unplugg the fridge so it doesn't cool off your plant too much. If you do have to leave it plugged up turn up the temp as high as it will go.

The fridge door closed with the plant inside should help mask the smell as well. You still have time so test it out. You have plenty of time to plan something out so just take advantage of this and think. Good Luck.

AND DON'T KILL THAT GIRL!!!! SHE MUST LIVE!!!