FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

plant is definitely not ready..... what should I do? FUCK.

I have nobody that could take it and hide it for me.... and theres nowhere to hide it in the apartment since they are doing a full suite inspection.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.... should I just chop it?? there's some smokable buds.... but nothing much....

I'm so sad.... this is my first grow too... and she's a beauty..

Here she is.

that aint gonna search ur apartment there just ganna look around..take ur dressers apart and hide it in ur dresser if it fits

dam dude, do you have a car?

No car, or I'd stash her in my trunk.
Dude, the plant needs to leave my apartment... it WREEKS like kush.

ChaosSelling said:

dam dude, do you have a car?

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Just one plant?

I know it sucks to lose it, but if you can't get it out to your car or somewhere safe for just a while during the inspection, I would just chop it and enjoy what you have. It's a whole lot better than getting evicted over one plant.

Make sure you get the smell out too.

Is this normal for where you live? I haven't spent much time in apartments but I've never had an inspection.

i understand why you wouldent want to leave it in your appartment, but without a car and no one to help you out you can ether put it ouside for the time ( cover it with somethin ) or chop chop chop unless someone else has an idea

wow dude thats sketchy, not to get you paranoid but maybe someone smelled something and tipped them off and they want to do a little looking into it themselves? idk where you live or anything never heard of suite inspection. Honestly i wouldnt grow somewhere thats not your property cause technically the landlord can let anyone inside for an "emergency" like a so called broken waterpipe or something lol. ive heard of it we all have. I doubt this is the case because its 1 plant.. but dude i would probably stick it in your asshole for the last week because thats obserd its at 7 weeks! And you will make it fit.

Dam bro, that really sucks. She sure is nice, good luck man.

Where I am from suite inspections are regular occurences.... every apartment company in Canada does regular suite inspections..... normally 3-4 times a year

There's noway this plant would survive even 10 minutes outside... We are buried in 3 feet of snow and its -30, -40 celcius.

Supgee3 said:

Where I am from suite inspections are regular occurences.... every apartment company in Canada does regular suite inspections..... normally 3-4 times a year

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As much as it sucks, I would say that it would be hard to grow then. Odds are you're going to get inspected at some point in one grow unless you fit it perfectly in between inspections. Especially with so few options to move the plant.

And they are not suspicious of us...... everybody in my building got this note..... I see it on the floor outside the other tenants door... It's the new year, they are doing a routine inspection.

I'm gonna cry... I don't want to chop her down.....

edit: that's the thing tho..... they sometimes do it once a year, sometimes not at all... I've lived here one year and haven't been suite inspected until now.... and its not just me its the whole building

an attic?
try sticking it in an attic in a far corner in the attic and put some boxes up there or something make it hard for them to get up there

other than that if u have any big speakers take the subwoofer out and put it in the box put the speaker back in till they do the inspection

I live in a one bedroom apartment on the ground floor, there's no attic.

how long till the inspection?

It's the 4th today, the inspection is on the 8th (Friday)..... I can't risk being caught tho..... I have a warrant for my arrest already.... can I just leave the plant in total darkness today and chop it tomorrow?

if you put it in the attac they may look up there for any fire hazards, then they see a box and cheak it out. A speaker would be perfect, just get some fbree and shoot the place up and open the windows after you spray it, or you can quickly go buy one of those things ou put in urinals, break it in half, put half by your plants and half in the bathoom, that shit is reallly strong

get one of them things they had in men in black that erases their memory after they see your plants

You'll still get fuckered up off it brotha, just chop it and cut your losses. If you were aware of the inspections why would you even risk it?

But cut the plant for real, you'll still get high. Then try to dry it quick, make sure you got a mason jar or 2 to stuff the buds in (they'll never smell shit if its in a mason jar. Even if the buds not totally dry at the time put em in mason jars anyway and after take em out. Would you rather smoke unfinished bud and still get ripped or risk hiding it and go to jail?