FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

AND HE MADE IT! u can do it. i got faith in u

damn dude you've gotten so many good suggestions and you're still bitching about it? Don't chop your plant. Put it under the bed, or in a box in the closet, or in the fridge. Stop bitching about your obstacles, because in reality they aren't that big. Your plant is 2 feet tall? Come on this is too easy for you to be whining so much about it.

Well been there but this is what i know , they cant look at any of your things . They only check the plumbing , wall and power out and fridge ect... They will not open anything ...I had posters , pipes all kinds of things arround... If your worried then put it in a box by your bed (not by a power outlet) tape the top put a old wallet , keys and some change on it ...They will not go anywhere near money , now there job is on the line if any of your things go missing... They are there for damages not to see how you live....hell put your girlfriend bra in the floor by it see how close they will even go near it.... Let us know what you do but i would never get rid of mine .... not over a 5 minute inspection...
CWL

Dude, I feel for you .... cause
I had to go through the same ordeal ....and I live in Canada as well so I feel you man ....brrrr

Idea #1
I went to home depot today .... and this is what I saw (I just dug up this picture to show you the basic idea)

http://www.hardwarestore.com/pop-print/larger-image.aspx?prodNo=58248
Plastic garbage can with a lid (under 20 bucks) .... it will fit your plant for sure ....it will be airtight that is for sure .....it is not to high .... you can put it anywhere.
You could put the plant in .... use the lid .... or make a cover out of a piece of plastic (duck tape around the rim).... then put some dirty clothes on top and make it into a laundry basket ..... if there is a pair of socks and some undies ..... visible .... no one is touching that shit. That worked for me. You could put that in the bathroom while your girl is taking that shower.
You should take a day off .... that is for sure. (how much is this plant worth to ya ??) Just get sick man .... you don't have to tell your boss anything ....people get sick.

Idea #1
If you know your landlord ....(tell him/her ..... you are babysitting a pit bull for a friend ... (who is not exactly friendly to all) you think they will want to walk in when you are not there ?? (that buys you some time ....)
I had this happen to me three wks ago ....I have a pit bull ..... so I left a note on the door ....stating this .... with a comment please knock to be let in or enter at your own risk ...... (the plant was packed) ...... lol they never knocked ....never showed.
Even if you are not supposed to have animals in your apt ..... you are not the owner .... you are dog sitting for one wk .... they can not evict you for that.

When it is all done .... you will have a wicked experience to tell you friends about ..... and a wicked reservoir for your nutes.

Just ideas .... good luck man !!

rubbermaid trashcan -enough said-

just stick it in a box, and wrap the box in like 10 layers of garbage bags, tape each layer closed so theres no leaks... throw a few dryer sheets in the bags if it stinks bad

Supgee3 said:

Stashing it outside is unreasonable... it will die... I'm in Canada.

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if u do it right b4 they get there it wont die.. there ganna b there for no longer then 20 minutes hahahahahahahaaha yea a plant can die in 20minutes

The tall plastic trashcan seems to be the best idea so far. DO NOT CHOP THAT THING. DO NOT. Just stash it in the can, and bake some strong shit, or make yourself barf before they come, i bet they'd be outa there in sub 30 seconds.

You do have some options and I know you have thinking to do bro. But theres one thing I think you should do if ya didn't do it already. Talk to your girl and have a serious convo about it with her (since the apartment is in her name) and go with what she thinks. Let her read this thread and everyones ideas, she might not say it or act like it but i'm damn sure she is 10x as nervous as you are. Then go with what she thinks is best. All in all at the end of the day the only thing that should really matter is both of your happiness and safety. I do hope for the best bro, and will be waiting to find out what happened.

find a trash bin big enough to house the plant...put it in a black trash bag and put it in the trash bin cover it.....done deal just dont be to skared when they walk past it or are around it..there not gonna ask to look in your trash.

thanx for the support homies and im not gonna chop it until i think about it thoroughly....

Also read your lease again. If there is nothing in there that specifically allows it, they may not be able to come in. If there is, there will be some language as to minimum notification, etc.

they got whole apartment and god knows where else to inspect they arent gonna be there that long , id put it in a box in my wardrobe shut the wardrobe and forget about it , but you said it stinks so probally a bad idea to keep it in there ,especially as you said you cant even smoke there .
so it basically comes down to wether you think it smells to much or not ?

Been reading some of the posts here. You can NOT have the plant in the apartment if it's in flower. They will smell it, and you will be busted. The shower scenario is too risky, and again, they'll smell it.

You need at least 3 hours to clear out the smell. Especially if opening windows is a problem due to cold weather. I like the garbage can idea. It's durable, and you can get it out easy without raising suspicions. If the plant is too big, bend it, or prune it. Once in the car, you can wrap the can in blankets.

Save the plant if you can. But save your ass first, can't smoke it if it's confiscated. Remember, it will stink even more after harvest. So, if you chop, you need to deal with that, so you might as well try to save the plant.

Supgee3 said:

I have nothing like that, just an outdoor storage area thats super tiny..... and its way too cold outside to stash the plant there... it will die in 2 minutes... not even.... a human being would die in an hour if they were not dressed properly.

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There you go then, dress her up in layers, maybe put some of those hand warmer packs around the pot to keep the roots from freezing right away.... Heck, she may go purple on you, but that'll teach her from stinking up the place.

What's the warrant for?

Put it in the dryer in the laundry room on inspection day and put a out of order sign on it, at my apt they only give 24hr notice suite inspection . Thats why I built every thing to fit in my closet and have a good carbon filter . Just be home and in your boxers , they just walk in say hi and make sure your not a fuckin hoarder or anything , ZiP LOCK also makes those big vacuum bags put it in there when they come..

The tall rubbermaid trash can sounds good to me. Just wrap it up in like five or so trash bags. If you know they are coming throw a bag of popcorn in the microwave and burn the shit out of it. That smell conquers all.

Heres how you do it bro, works everytime. You build a make shift box that she fits into nicely. Add one Ona block then SEAL it with seran wrap and duct tape. You then place the girl in your shower. Light an incense or two and if you are allowed to smoke cigerettes in you apt. then strike one up too.
When they coma knockin you turn on the shower, throw your girlfriends clothes on the bathroom floor and be sure to leave a nice pair of her panties right where they will be sure to see them. When they ask to see the bathroom you tell them that your girlfriend is taking a shower. If they insist they will get see her clothes on the floor and turn away.
You can even add a small radio to the bathroom for effect.
ps. Im subscribin to this one. If my idea wins do I get a toke of that beauty?

I know she's such a beauty... I don't wanna murk her!!

racerboy71 said:

what about like a big metal trashcan flipped upside down and put the plant in the inside of the can, put a lil tablecloth over the whole thing, throw a couple lil candles on the top of it, and viola, you got yourself a new " table" wink wink.. i would think that would get you by for a few hours till the inspection is over.. just do your best to make sure that whatever tablecloth that you use is big enough to hide the fact that its a trashcan... i would do that anyday over chopping her..

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This is fucking brilliant! And I aint jokin.
How big around and how tall is this girl? Id take it a step farther and go to your local garden shop (yard birds, wal mart etc) and get one of those big clay vase/pot lookin things. One big enough to fit her nicely. Then I would do just what he said above.
This idea is worth its weight in bud!
Dont cut her man. I think the table idea will work. Or try my shower deal.