Florida Man!

buckaclark

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• Jan 20, 2023

• #281

DarkWeb said:

Family fighting to save pig won at South Florida Fair auction from slaughterhouse

The family went to the fair with hopes of bringing a pig back to their animal sanctuary

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We had a family here adopt a pot belly pig ,planning to eat it.It was too hard for them to get in the car ,so they killed it at the spca.Caused a huge stink and the lady lost her job there.Smh

 

raratt

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• Jan 29, 2023

• #282

Falling Iguana Smacks Florida Man In The Face During Yoga Class | 93.7 The River

'It felt like a sandbag hit me in the face,' the victim said.

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lokie

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• Jan 29, 2023

• #283

Florida Mistress demands a Dungeon. Spank You Very Much!

 

raratt

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• Jan 30, 2023

• #284

'Pooping Perpetrator' Leaves Nasty Surprise After Florida Break-In | 93.7 The River

Police are trying to identify the stinky suspect after he stole several items from a local restaurant.

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raratt

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• Feb 11, 2023

• #285

 

lokie

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• Feb 11, 2023

• #286

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raratt

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• Feb 19, 2023

• #287

Florida Man Punches Bobcat After It Attacks His Dog: 'I Ripped Him Off' | 93.7 The River

'He got away lucky.'

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raratt

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• Feb 20, 2023

• #288

Wrong-way driver crashes, blames oncoming cars for being in her way, Florida cops say

A 71-year-old driver was left with “significant” injuries.

www.yahoo.com

 

raratt

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• Feb 24, 2023

• #289

South American 'Penis Snakes' Have Been Found in Florida

Wow, no thank you.

www.menshealth.com

PENIS!

 

ANC

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• Mar 19, 2023

• #290

Knock, knock, who’s there? Alligator bites Florida man after he opens door

Scot Hollingsworth of Daytona Beach said he heard a noise and after opening door was bitten by 9ft alligator on the thigh

www.theguardian.com

 

lokie

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• Apr 2, 2023

• #291

Florida man receiving oral sex crashes head-on into FedEx truck, officials say

Oral sex sends Florida man crashing into FedEx truck

It was a head-on collision — literally.

nypost.com

 

Dr.Amber Trichome

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• Apr 2, 2023

• #292

I’m thinking about moving back to Florida. Not South but North. I miss alligators a lot.

 

shnkrmn

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• Apr 11, 2023

• #293

Charges dropped against dad in road-rage incident that injured both drivers’ daughters

One of two men who shot each other’s daughters during a road-rage incident in Florida will not be charged because he acted in self-defense – while the other driver faces three counts of attempted m…

nypost.com

 

raratt

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• May 23, 2023

• #294

Woman in pink dress steals $120,000 tractor, Florida cops say. And then it got weird

The suspect is charged with 35 felonies, officials say.

www.yahoo.com

 

curious2garden

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Staff member

• May 23, 2023

• #295

raratt said:

Woman in pink dress steals $120,000 tractor, Florida cops say. And then it got weird

The suspect is charged with 35 felonies, officials say.

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Not my first choice of get away vehicle. I'd steal the M5 Competition. She can blow the doors off a Dodge Hellcat, 0-60 in 2.8 secs and AWD.

 

Sir Napsalot

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• May 24, 2023

• #296

raratt said:

Woman in pink dress steals $120,000 tractor, Florida cops say. And then it got weird

The suspect is charged with 35 felonies, officials say.

www.yahoo.com

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"They found the woman had a knife with a 5-inch blade, along with “other people’s credit/debit cards, Social Security cards, a driver’s license, and a dental plan card,” officials said."

 

shnkrmn

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• May 24, 2023

• #297

Fuck yeah

 

lokie

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• Sep 10, 2023

• #298

MIAMI (AP) — A Florida man who was attempting to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a man-made hamster wheel is facing federal charges after it took the U.S. Coast Guard five days to bring him ashore, according to a criminal complaint filed in Miami.

Florida man riding human-sized hamster wheel in Atlantic Ocean faces federal charges

A Florida man who was attempting to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a man-made hamster wheel is facing federal charges after it took the U.S.

apnews.com

 

Laughing Grass

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• Sep 28, 2023

• #299

 

Bareback

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• Sep 28, 2023

• #300

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I wonder if he’s available for appointments yet.