First date

beardo said:

On a first date....

Do any of you like to get really verbally abusive or even deliver a vicious back hand when she's not expecting it?
I mean do you go out with her and tell her what a stupid bitch she is or leave her at the restaraunt with the bill and no ride home or just slap her when she answers the door and be like why did you make me knock, you knew I was coming why weren't you ready and waiting for me?
I think most relationships start out good and then once the person is comfortable they start being abusive, does anyone just start out with a slap so she doesn't have high expectations or get the wrong idea?

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LOL the girls around here would probably kick your ass for even attempting that crap.LOL.
Now this would be a good What Would You Do episode

The Outdoorsman said:

I like this one better.
[youtube]dQ9C8ZKjjeg[/youtube]

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hahaha those are great!

Stupid Guy Hits Girlfriend! (this is a spoof! Spiderman fights him)




[video=youtube;SQ71AVFVFdU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ71AVFVFdU[/video]

Did your mama drop you too many times Beardo? Are you angry with women? Why would you ask this? Why do you keep referring to what 'she' may or may not have expectations of? Shouldn't both parties just be themselves right from the start? Fake ass bullshit doesn't fly for me. Either be real or be real far away from me. Sorry for hurling the questions like that but jeez man...is this really how you think or are you just trying to stir the turd? Don't get me wrong, I will hand out a bitch slap from across the room - if it is warranted. But just cuz you had to ring the bell? Um...Mofo...I will be ringing your bell...just sayin sweetie. muah!

beardo said:

On a first date....

Do any of you like to get really verbally abusive or even deliver a vicious back hand when she's not expecting it?
I mean do you go out with her and tell her what a stupid bitch she is or leave her at the restaraunt with the bill and no ride home or just slap her when she answers the door and be like why did you make me knock, you knew I was coming why weren't you ready and waiting for me?
I think most relationships start out good and then once the person is comfortable they start being abusive, does anyone just start out with a slap so she doesn't have high expectations or get the wrong idea?

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fumble said:

Did your mama drop you too many times Beardo? Are you angry with women? Why would you ask this? Why do you keep referring to what 'she' may or may not have expectations of? Shouldn't both parties just be themselves right from the start? Fake ass bullshit doesn't fly for me. Either be real or be real far away from me. Sorry for hurling the questions like that but jeez man...is this really how you think or are you just trying to stir the turd? Don't get me wrong, I will hand out a bitch slap from across the room - if it is warranted. But just cuz you had to ring the bell? Um...Mofo...I will be ringing your bell...just sayin sweetie. muah!

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Get back in the kitchen!

fumble said:

Did your mama drop you too many times Beardo? Are you angry with women? Why would you ask this? Why do you keep referring to what 'she' may or may not have expectations of? Shouldn't both parties just be themselves right from the start? Fake ass bullshit doesn't fly for me. Either be real or be real far away from me. Sorry for hurling the questions like that but jeez man...is this really how you think or are you just trying to stir the turd? Don't get me wrong, I will hand out a bitch slap from across the room - if it is warranted. But just cuz you had to ring the bell? Um...Mofo...I will be ringing your bell...just sayin sweetie. muah!

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It is a responsibility, a preventitive measure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7cYbCgRJgs
[youtube]iWGA8i6scYY[/youtube]

fumble said:

Did your mama drop you too many times Beardo? Are you angry with women? Why would you ask this? Why do you keep referring to what 'she' may or may not have expectations of? Shouldn't both parties just be themselves right from the start? Fake ass bullshit doesn't fly for me. Either be real or be real far away from me. Sorry for hurling the questions like that but jeez man...is this really how you think or are you just trying to stir the turd? Don't get me wrong, I will hand out a bitch slap from across the room - if it is warranted. But just cuz you had to ring the bell? Um...Mofo...I will be ringing your bell...just sayin sweetie. muah!

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PeyoteReligion said:

Get back in the kitchen!

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Her husband obviously hasn't been doing his job as a husband properly.
This one needs to be disciplined

beardo said:

On a first date....

Do any of you like to get really verbally abusive or even deliver a vicious back hand when she's not expecting it?
I mean do you go out with her and tell her what a stupid bitch she is or leave her at the restaraunt with the bill and no ride home or just slap her when she answers the door and be like why did you make me knock, you knew I was coming why weren't you ready and waiting for me?
I think most relationships start out good and then once the person is comfortable they start being abusive, does anyone just start out with a slap so she doesn't have high expectations or get the wrong idea?

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I hope you run a background check on your dates to see if they have concealed permit.

Winter Woman said:

I hope you run a background check on your dates to see if they have concealed permit.

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I only date women that I pick up at planned parenthood
I hang out in the lobby like it was singles bar
Its a good way to meet women who are "liberals" or "Democrats", you know they're unarmed and like to fuck.

beardo said:

I only date women that I pick up at planned parenthood
I hang out in the lobby like it was singles bar
Its a good way to meet women who are "liberals" or "Democrats", you know they're unarmed and like to fuck.

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...So distasteful... but LOL as fuck

woman gets hit several times - low quality cell phone vid but nasty

[video=youtube;Nq7I86tfdMs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq7I86tfdMs[/video]

beardo said:

I only date women that I pick up at planned parenthood
I hang out in the lobby like it was singles bar
Its a good way to meet women who are "liberals" or "Democrats", you know they're unarmed and like to fuck.

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roflmao, you should write for a living.

My weapons aren't concealed...they are out in the open on the end of my arms

Winter Woman said:

I hope you run a background check on your dates to see if they have concealed permit.

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beardo said:

On a first date....

Do any of you like to get really verbally abusive or even deliver a vicious back hand when she's not expecting it?
I mean do you go out with her and tell her what a stupid bitch she is or leave her at the restaraunt with the bill and no ride home or just slap her when she answers the door and be like why did you make me knock, you knew I was coming why weren't you ready and waiting for me?
I think most relationships start out good and then once the person is comfortable they start being abusive, does anyone just start out with a slap so she doesn't have high expectations or get the wrong idea?

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And you want to settle down and get married! God help the poor woman you are one seriously weird dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp5837FiUdI
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Yeah...believe me...there is no limit to what a mofo with alcohol in his system can and will do.

this is why were not together beardo.

sunni said:

this is why were not together beardo.

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I don't beat woman
I would love and respect and be grateful for a woman worthy of such
And as for those not deserving, I choose to distance myself from them and avoid a relationship that is abusive.
I love and respect myself and those in my life.

sunni said:

this is why were not together beardo.

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[h=2][/h] I gotta take a little time
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines
In case I need it when I'm older
Now this mountain I must climb
Feels like a world upon my shoulders
And through the clouds I see love shine
It keeps me warm as life grows colder
In my life there's been heartache and pain
I don't know if I can face it again
Can't stop now, I've traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I'm gonna take a little time
A little time to look around me,
I've got nowhere left to hide
It looks like love has finally found me
I can't stop now, I've traveled so far
To change this lonely life

lol its official youre mine<3