Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
O_O... Girls that are kidnapped by king bowser.. I love chasing them and killing turtles in the process.
Great tip Tyler! Im definitely going to try out that sweet new technique, oh and also.... thats what i like to fuckin hear!Wow, looks like my last wife when she was younger, I know she must be trouble Take it slow with the anal or you may squash your chance for life with her. A small dildo is a good idea and so are butt plugs, you should eat her while she has one in so she can start linking the sensation with pleasure. Always worked for me, good luck...
P.S. I'm going to beat off to your girlfriend tonight!
Just talked my girlfriend into trying anal, we havent actually tried it YET, but be damned sure im going to soon. If it doesnt fit (and probably wont) im thinking about getting a real small dildo to stretch it out a bit before i try to shove mine in there. So fuckin excited!
Hopefully the mods don't get pissed bout' this one, but my girlfriend would DEF. be PISSED if she knew i just posted a pic of her on RIU. HEEHEHEEEE!!! Ill tell her someday, because i think that would be even MORE funny! LOLOL!
Feel free to wack it to this pic, i dont mind sharing mind fucks lol.
This is what i get to tap
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I'm way too ticklish for that shiterotic massage...giving and receiving
Yeah that's a pretty ticklish spot too bro, but there's a certain way I fuckin' love it!I can't have a girl lick my balls because it tickles too much! lol!
Hopefully she's good at it, the past 4 chicks that have sucked my dick have been absolutely terrible at it. No enthusiasm whatsoever.. It can't possibly be that hard to suck a dick right... I mean, honestly..dude, same here, im a bj fanatic, gag on that shit bitch! dont tell my girlfriend i called her a bitch hehehe!
You definitely have to post some pics of that! Just explain to your GF that your buddy Tyler is getting tired spanking it to the original pic you posted of her, and that he needs some new material. Countin' on you, Zaehetomfg my girlfriend just told me she wants to have a 3 some with me and this super smokin hott 18 year old chick that she works with, omgomgomgomgomg.
A newly married couple found the nicest hotel in town after they eloped. The groom rushes to the front desk and says, 'Quick! Give me your nicest suite! We just got married, and my wife wants to tear me up'. The hotel clerk asks, 'would you like the Bridal?' To which the groom replied, 'Nah, I'll just hold her ears 'til she gets the hang of it...'Hopefully she's good at it, the past 4 chicks that have sucked my dick have been absolutely terrible at it. No enthusiasm whatsoever.. It can't possibly be that hard to suck a dick right... I mean, honestly..
What brought that on? How long you been with your chick?omfg my girlfriend just told me she wants to have a 3 some with me and this super smokin hott 18 year old chick that she works with, omgomgomgomgomg.
Don't try to talk him out of it, Pad! I need this...What brought that on? How long you been with your chick?