Fetish

Zaehet Strife

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Wow, looks like my last wife when she was younger, I know she must be trouble ;) Take it slow with the anal or you may squash your chance for life with her. A small dildo is a good idea and so are butt plugs, you should eat her while she has one in so she can start linking the sensation with pleasure. Always worked for me, good luck...

P.S. I'm going to beat off to your girlfriend tonight!
Great tip Tyler! Im definitely going to try out that sweet new technique, oh and also.... thats what i like to fuckin hear!

Thanks for the compliments guys, i appreciate them, and im sure my girl would too. Means a lot!
 

st0wandgrow

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Just talked my girlfriend into trying anal, we havent actually tried it YET, but be damned sure im going to soon. If it doesnt fit (and probably wont) im thinking about getting a real small dildo to stretch it out a bit before i try to shove mine in there. So fuckin excited!

Hopefully the mods don't get pissed bout' this one, but my girlfriend would DEF. be PISSED if she knew i just posted a pic of her on RIU. HEEHEHEEEE!!! Ill tell her someday, because i think that would be even MORE funny! LOLOL!

Feel free to wack it to this pic, i dont mind sharing mind fucks lol.

This is what i get to tap
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Golf clap for you sir!! Well done!

I used to be able to pull trim like that ..... now, I'm married with 3 kids.

What the fuck was I thinking?
 

Zaehet Strife

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I think the problem may have been, you let your weener think for you! hehehehe! I got this bitch wrapped around my damn pinky finger... shhhhh, dont tell her i said that.
 

Padawanbater2

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I can't have a girl lick my balls because it tickles too much! lol!
Yeah that's a pretty ticklish spot too bro, but there's a certain way I fuckin' love it!

90% of my porn searches consist of rough oral sex, I guess you could call that a fetish

There's a crazy appealing aspect behind self shots too for me for some reason, a chick who knows she's hot who wants people to see, goddamn.. Confidence level = WIN!
 

Zaehet Strife

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omfg my girlfriend just told me she wants to have a 3 some with me and this super smokin hott 18 year old chick that she works with, omgomgomgomgomg.
 

Padawanbater2

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dude, same here, im a bj fanatic, gag on that shit bitch! dont tell my girlfriend i called her a bitch hehehe!
Hopefully she's good at it, the past 4 chicks that have sucked my dick have been absolutely terrible at it. No enthusiasm whatsoever.. It can't possibly be that hard to suck a dick right... I mean, honestly..
 

tyler.durden

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omfg my girlfriend just told me she wants to have a 3 some with me and this super smokin hott 18 year old chick that she works with, omgomgomgomgomg.
You definitely have to post some pics of that! Just explain to your GF that your buddy Tyler is getting tired spanking it to the original pic you posted of her, and that he needs some new material. Countin' on you, Zaehet ;)
 

tyler.durden

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Hopefully she's good at it, the past 4 chicks that have sucked my dick have been absolutely terrible at it. No enthusiasm whatsoever.. It can't possibly be that hard to suck a dick right... I mean, honestly..
A newly married couple found the nicest hotel in town after they eloped. The groom rushes to the front desk and says, 'Quick! Give me your nicest suite! We just got married, and my wife wants to tear me up'. The hotel clerk asks, 'would you like the Bridal?' To which the groom replied, 'Nah, I'll just hold her ears 'til she gets the hang of it...'
 

Zaehet Strife

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Dude, Tyler, and all my other good friends on riu, i WILL get that shit on tape! And i will do my best to share it with everyone on here, and hopefully itll make it to a sweet porn sight where millions of other men and women can pleasure themselves while watching us.

Only been with the chick for two months or so, and she is so totally in love with me that she said i could have anal sex with her and she's never done it before, shes only been with 8 men, she said i could splooge on her face, and she just told me today she made some headway on that 18 year old that she works with, she told her she thinks shes fuckin hott, and girl told her the same thing back.

Yea dude, the times my GF has sucked my cock, it wasnt really that good, so i posted this SWEET video from redtube.com to show her wassup and what i like.

I told her you cant mess around with any dudes bottom line, BUT, you can fuck as many chicks as you want just as long as you don't get emotionally attached, im fuckin down!

Things are really starting to look up man, really starting to look up. :D:D

(she lives an hour and a half away, so we only get to see eachother every couple weeks, which is SWEET! cuz i dont have to talk to her or see her every day, its so fuckin badass)

Now i havent read all the rules in RIU, so i really hope posting this link doesn't upset anyone, and if it does please just delete it and it will never happen again, i give you my words mods. This is the link i sent my GF to have her observe and repeat. http://www.redtube.com/100787
 
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