LOL! Classic thread
I really feel for people that have to take opiates. I had major surgery about 15 years ago and took those fuckin oxy's for a while .... man, I felt like a zombie. Then coming off of them sucked so bad that I started taking them again just to feel "normal". I'm very thankful I was able to bite the bullet and stop using them. I was prescribed suboxon (sp?) which seemed to help some.
As for constipation, I know a thing or two about that if you ever have this issue again. I do a 2 week juice-fast a couple times a year where I don't eat anything. I only make juices, which removes most of the fiber and leaves me constipated as fuck. I take Psyllium Husk which works well but is tough to swallow because it cakes up really bad when wet. In a pinch you can also give yourself an enema using coffee. That probably sounds strange, but it really does work.