Father will not approve

iamnobody said:

I'm 33 and just got out of a 13 year relationship , so yeah I'm nervous about going on my first date in 15 years.



I have my own place. I just don't like the idea of bringing every random person I meet online into my house.

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13 years. That is a long time. To amass hundreds, if not thousands of nudes. Jesus would want you to share them with me.

Never fucking mind....

neosapien said:

13 years. That is a long time. To amass hundreds, if not thousands of nudes. Jesus would want you to share them with me.

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After all it's the only way we'll know for sure he's not a sock.

neosapien said:

13 years. That is a long time. To amass hundreds, if not thousands of nudes. Jesus would want you to share them with me.

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Nudes of me or my ex? Because I only have the ones you probably don't want to see

iamnobody said:

Nudes of me or my ex? Because I only have the ones you probably don't want to see

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you could let us be the judge of that.

iamnobody said:

She's black and i come from a long line of "southern gentlemen".

Not really relevant to the topic, but I find it amusing to think of my dad trying to hide his disapproval.

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How is your dad relative to the thread if you got your own race car bed to fist prostitutes in? Maybes shes up for franzia and chill

Well I say take her to Taco Bell or Krystal's and nobody will notice the pot smell.......real talk.

Bareback said:

Well I say take her to Taco Bell or Krystal's and nobody will notice the pot smell.......real talk.

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Lol. Every time my girl asks where I wanna go eat, the answer is always, Krystal’s. We been there probably twice in our 10yrs together. Just a lil joke we had in the beginning and it stuck.

iamnobody said:

Nudes of me or my ex?

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Yes.

Blue Wizard said:

Yes.

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just the ex... someone posted dick pick here last week. It had a weird head and looked like the plant from little shop of horrors.

iamnobody said:

...Something I'm worried about is where to smoke that's safe...Don't know the area very well. I was thinking a park...

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This thread is extraordinary. You are indeed worthy @iamnobody. Is there a thingee to make this sticky?

Well since everyone keeps asking here's a dick pick for you guys

iamnobody said:

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Well since everyone keeps asking here's a dick pick for you guys

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Your not playing with it... so it doesn't count.

I play bass and use w pick sometimes

iamnobody said:

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Well since everyone keeps asking here's a dick pick for you guys

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not me. where's the ex pics.

Laughing Grass said:

not me. where's the ex pics.

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Not my ex, but an ex just the same.


https://news.yahoo.com/theres-reason-trans-man-former-211300542.html

lokie said:

Not my ex, but an ex just the same.
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https://news.yahoo.com/theres-reason-trans-man-former-211300542.html

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No Just no!

iamnobody said:

Have a date this weekend. First date I've had since high school (so its been over a decade)

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That's nothing. I haven't had a date since 1988 when I got married.

We just call it dinner now as in 'where we having dinner?'

The nights we have 2 or 3 dinners are more fun. Takes a lot out of an old man though. At least half a teaspoon.

Laughing Grass said:

just the ex... someone posted dick pick here last week. It had a weird head and looked like the plant from little shop of horrors.

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Sorry about that...