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iamnobody

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Have a date this weekend. First date I've had since high school (so its been over a decade)

We're going to have lunch then smoke a little. Just something chill to get to know each other.

Something I'm worried about is where to smoke that's safe. Last thing I need is to spend our first date in handcuffs. Both our places are off limits because... Well its the first time meeting each other. Don't know the area very well. I was thinking a park or the back of parking lot but idk
 
lokie

lokie

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iamnobody said:
Have a date this weekend. First date I've had since high school (so its been over a decade)

We're going to have lunch then smoke a little. Just something chill to get to know each other.

Something I'm worried about is where to smoke that's safe. Last thing I need is to spend our first date in handcuffs. Both our places are off limits because... Well its the first time meeting each other. Don't know the area very well. I was thinking a park or the back of parking lot but idk
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More info please.

Are you in the city? the country? mountains?

How cheap of a date? Park in the last Walmart parking spot and hot box it.:eyesmoke:


Don't stress out, if the Father does not approve a Pope can offer absolution.:bigjoint:



Or find a Rabbi.:blsmoke:
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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I've never had an issue smoking joints in public, just don't be obvious you're passing it. Rolling with a machine, which is all I do, makes it look more like a cigarette. Even better if you can find papers that are brown where there should be a filter, but I haven't seen those in years unless you use the paper tubes.
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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Lol you’d guys are off the chain.


But to the op, your post was sincere. I’ve been with my wife for 20 years(literally) so now I shit with the door open, fart in front of her, jerk off when she’s asleep... my point is, after all this time and as much as I love her, I miss that “first date” feeling. And the fact that you’re asking us(idiots) tells me it means a lot to you.

Don’t make it weird and fuck what all these shit heads are telling you. Find a chill spot to hang out and kick back. Don’t think too much about it, but keep in mind that you could possibly create a memory. Maybe 20 years from now y’all can talk about the first time y’all hung out and smoked?
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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One question is she worth sharing your precious stem stash with?

iamnobody said:
Desperate and dry I grabbed my stem stash... We all have one, that bunch of stems we're saving for one reason or another.

I chopped it up real fine and smoked it up. Made for a pretty nice buzz.

No headache and I actually enjoyed the taste. But I'm weird so who knows on that one.
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cannabineer

cannabineer

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curious2garden said:
One question is she worth sharing your precious stem stash with?
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Indeed!
@iamnobody, do you have a special subsidiary sweetie stash of particularly succulent lumber, y'know, "good enough to impress a girl who knows from marijuana"? Or perhaps the resin of romance or the bongwater of passion?

I also do not recall if you shared your Goodson's CHC* with the board. This is vital diagnostic info and will help steer our answers to be of more effective service in your effort to propagate your genotype.

*Goodson's Cock Holster Coefficient, a measure of how many dix you can fit in there at once
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Gary Goodson said:
She better be! If not why ask us where to take her? Just fuck her in the butt behind a dumpster or something.


Wow this went south real quick. Either way, a dumpster fuck is still a memory. Right?!

Gary’s all about creating memories these days.
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I dunno, it may just be me, but it's pretty clear most things involving dumpsters are memorable: fucks, explosions, fires
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Gary Goodson said:
She better be! If not why ask us where to take her? Just fuck her in the butt behind a dumpster or something.


Wow this went south real quick. Either way, a dumpster fuck is still a memory. Right?!

Gary’s all about creating memories these days.
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LOL there's always the @chewberto method, bypass the fuck, save your $20.00 and toss her right in the dumpster :lol:

Good to see you this morning Gare Bear :hug:
 
S

Site

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smoke hash instead...best thing for us in the UK as it doesn't stink like bud does...makes it a bit sneakier!
 
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