ex mrs a cop

Youd rather pleasure with your mouth??? youve got a strong stomach and a very little sence of smell my man.
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Yea, well drinking some cola first gets the saliva extra slimy and removes most the taste. As for smell, helps if shes showered recently but with some practice you can mostly breath thru ur mouth at the same time anyway. Often pays to do all the kissing parts before hand coz a lot of ladies aren't keen to kiss after hahaha. But 95% of women I've met enjoy having an orgasm before you go pounding away at her! And then there's no pressure to get her off, if she gets off again, awesome, if not, well you've already done your duty anyway :D
 
Dude, who have you been eating?I don't like being eaten, but if the guy really wants it, a shower is on order first...that goes for any sexual activity!
jahman2222 said:
Youd rather pleasure with your mouth??? youve got a strong stomach and a very little sence of smell my man.:mrgreen::blsmoke:
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I'm stoned but are we talking about eating pussy? If we are I love the way a clean downstairs smells and taste...Come too think of it Ive never smelt a dirty pussy...
 
No matter if you take a shower or not its still smells..ive ate my girlfriend numerious times after the shower(sometimes in:mrgreen:) and it still smells..but theres also the fact of the girl getting "wet" thats not fun either:-|..but if thats what my girlfriend wants i gues ill do it:hump:
 
Then maybe she hasn't been taught to clean herself properly, or she has an infection.No offense.
jahman2222 said:
No matter if you take a shower or not its still smells..ive ate my girlfriend numerious times after the shower(sometimes in:mrgreen:) and it still smells..but theres also the fact of the girl getting "wet" thats not fun either:-|..but if thats what my girlfriend wants i gues ill do it:hump:
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In my personal experience, if a lady doesn't like it, she's been with too many guys that don't know how to do it ... Which doesn't surprise me, cause a lot of guys seem to have this weird difficulty reading body language. You have to read her to find out what she likes/dislikes if you don't really know her. Most guys are too impatient I guess, and go straight for the 'on button' hahaha, guys it doesn't work like that!

Pete - Hell yea that's what we're talking about ... Not sure why ... But I agree, it's pretty damn rare for a girl to taste real bad, but it is a bit of an acquired taste I guess
 
dont get me wrong its not REALLY bad but its not somthing im excited about doing
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Fair enough mate, fair enough. It's like coffee, or beer... When you first have it, it may not taste the best (some like it tho), but if you have it enough, you become acquired to the taste and begin to like it ... even get addicted to it :D

I look at it like this you have the cake you might as well eat it too...
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Ahahaha exactly!!!

Smell your balls sometime.
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Don't take offense, I don't think he meant it like that.

I had a girlfriend once who hated giving me head, but would constantly beg me to eat her out ... Doesn't seem fair to me ... Especially at 2 fukn A.M when I got work at 5!!!
 
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Stoney McFried said:
Smell your balls sometime.:-|
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We guys, or at least me, wash our testes very good as they get sweaty everyday... to those guys who don't wash your testes, WASH YOUR TESTES!

:lol: :eyesmoke: I'm so high, but no kidding, my balls smell great, and so does my dick... as was reported last night "Wow you smell good" while her face was down there. I love concerts. :blsmoke:

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I have a suggestion then, and I'll stop hijacking this guy's thread.Whipped cream.Caramel ice cream topping.Chocolate.Strawberries.Try all sorts of things like that, and it will be much more pleasant for both of you.A great thing about caramel ice cream topping is that it takes FOREVER to suck off.
jahman2222 said:
Oh trust me i respect her for doing that..i know they smell i try to keep them as clean as possible for her:mrgreen:
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Food is awesome when combined with sex!!! hahaha.

Why would you go to a snoop dogg concert? Listen to some REAL music haha, jokes man, but snoop isn't my thing at all.

Yea sorry about the thread hijack mate!
 
sorry for thread stealing butt shitt socatta smoker how was that concert!! i was outa town when they came to my city:evil:
 
all good its toke and talk i love it when people get stonned than one convo turns into another and the rambaling keeps goiong.

ive had chicks that fucken reak and others where you cant taste a thing. but what ever you do you always got ta pre heat the oven
 
Yea mate. Like that saying ... Guys are like microwaves, slam the food in their and it'll be hot enough to cook. Girls are like ovens, you've got to preheat them before you even open the door.

It goes something like that anyway? Haha
 
jahman2222 said:
sorry for thread stealing butt shitt socatta smoker how was that concert!! i was outa town when they came to my city:evil:
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The concert was fuckin' great man... Snoop did a lot of his old shit which I dig and 311 did a great set. Saw way too many people getting arrested for ganja though which kinda ruined it for me... :( bastard cops.
 
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