xKuroiTaimax
Well-Known Member
The disturbing thing is... I can actually picture this!!
Ex-girlfriend rips mans scrotum off. OUCH.
- Thread starter Winter Woman
- Start date
april
Pickle Queen
Bitch tries to rip off my junk she's going to get force-fed her own nipples a la pepperoni pizza.
Blame the bitch, but u know what she is, just don't fuck with her and she will always fuck ur junk, in a good way
Does anyone else need the pepperoni on top of the cheese so it will crisp, i hate floopy roni's
xKuroiTaimax
Well-Known Member
Exactly the advice the menfolk need to hear.Blame the bitch, but u know what she is, just don't fuck with her and she will always fuck ur junk, in a good way
Does anyone else need the pepperoni on top of the cheese so it will crisp, i hate floopy roni's
And yep, Pepperoni on top! I'd make you a pizza anytime x
The Cryptkeeper
Well-Known Member
lmao I'm afraid I've lost my appetite however.
april
Pickle Queen
lmao I'm afraid I've lost my appetite however.
One day very soon u will be mine, i will nibble every cheesy meaty inch of ur crusty yummy ass
Excuse me while i chomp on lindt bunnies face .....
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I am wary of a pizza that one doesn't slice ... but break. cnlmao I'm afraid I've lost my appetite however.
The Cryptkeeper
Well-Known Member
I'm wary of a bear that usn't growling.... but crawling. =)