Ex-girlfriend rips mans scrotum off. OUCH.

[xKuroiTaimax]

The disturbing thing is... I can actually picture this!!

 

[Ringsixty]

OMG....Now that's just NASTY!....OUCH!... Kind of funny.Glad it was him not me.

 

[april]

Bitch tries to rip off my junk she's going to get force-fed her own nipples a la pepperoni pizza.

Blame the bitch, but u know what she is, just don't fuck with her and she will always fuck ur junk, in a good way

Does anyone else need the pepperoni on top of the cheese so it will crisp, i hate floopy roni's

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Blame the bitch, but u know what she is, just don't fuck with her and she will always fuck ur junk, in a good way

Does anyone else need the pepperoni on top of the cheese so it will crisp, i hate floopy roni's

Exactly the advice the menfolk need to hear.

And yep, Pepperoni on top! I'd make you a pizza anytime x

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

lmao I'm afraid I've lost my appetite however.

 

[april]

lmao I'm afraid I've lost my appetite however.

One day very soon u will be mine, i will nibble every cheesy meaty inch of ur crusty yummy ass

Excuse me while i chomp on lindt bunnies face .....

 

[cannabineer]

lmao I'm afraid I've lost my appetite however.

I am wary of a pizza that one doesn't slice ... but break. cn

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I am wary of a pizza that one doesn't slice ... but break. cn

I'm wary of a bear that usn't growling.... but crawling. =)