Drunks are so fucking annoying.

neosapien

neosapien

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I'm actually at Disney World right now and there are only so many places to smoke cigs at the resort. So I've come across one drunk in particular several times now that's told me how she wants to go back to school but her parents won't let her even though her 2 baby daddies will pay for it via child support about 30 times now. She's actually super hot probably a 9 but her sloppy drunk ass is registering about a 3 now. I've never been a big drinker. Probably drink about a case a year. Maybe that's why I find it so unbecoming. I don't know. What do you fucks think?
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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neosapien said:
I'm actually at Disney World right now and there are only so many places to smoke cigs at the resort. So I've come across one drunk in particular several times now that's told me how she wants to go back to school but her parents won't let her even though her 2 baby daddies will pay for it via child support about 30 times now. She's actually super hot probably a 9 but her sloppy drunk ass is registering about a 3 now. I've never been a big drinker. Probably drink about a case a year. Maybe that's why I find it so unbecoming. I don't know. What do you fucks think?
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Why are you talking to the drunk girl? Try having more game, I'd be getting my ass eaten out by now. if you drop my name she'll probably give you a blow job.
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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neosapien said:
I'm actually at Disney World right now and there are only so many places to smoke cigs at the resort. So I've come across one drunk in particular several times now that's told me how she wants to go back to school but her parents won't let her even though her 2 baby daddies will pay for it via child support about 30 times now. She's actually super hot probably a 9 but her sloppy drunk ass is registering about a 3 now. I've never been a big drinker. Probably drink about a case a year. Maybe that's why I find it so unbecoming. I don't know. What do you fucks think?
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That's what I need a bunch of drunk 9's throwing themselves at me.
 
Don Geno

Don Geno

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:shock:Well you can always invite her to sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up! bongsmilieand by that I mean your penis ha ha
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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neosapien said:
I'm actually at Disney World right now and there are only so many places to smoke cigs at the resort. So I've come across one drunk in particular several times now that's told me how she wants to go back to school but her parents won't let her even though her 2 baby daddies will pay for it via child support about 30 times now. She's actually super hot probably a 9 but her sloppy drunk ass is registering about a 3 now. I've never been a big drinker. Probably drink about a case a year. Maybe that's why I find it so unbecoming. I don't know. What do you fucks think?
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Escort her back to her room, wait for her to pass out, then fuck her. Far less babbling that way. It's Disney World for god's sake, the happiest place on Earth...


 
oldtimer54

oldtimer54

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If she's a drunk she'd probably enjoy a Bill Cosby from the nearest bar. After ingesting one or more of those at least she would stop babbling !
 
MonkeyGrinder

MonkeyGrinder

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neosapien said:
I Probably drink about a case a year. Maybe that's why I find it so unbecoming. I don't know. What do you fucks think?
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Stop drinking beer?
I enjoy drinking more than I do smoking. But I have to have 100 proof plus booze. Beer just makes me have to piss every 15 minutes then makes me sleepy. Have to drink a 6pack to evenget started. Then try to climb the lofty heights to stumbling drunk (how I like it) That involves having to consume too much beer over a short period of time. Which in turn makes me have to piss even more often.
And that's why I love taking swigs of liquor Julian style.....then Jim Lahey.
Also wine's pretty awesome if the atmosphere calls. It works wonders on the 9/10 goth chicks with daddy issues.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Haha, I'd be the biggest sleazeball on earth if I fucked the drunk sloppy chick on my Disney World family vacation. I'm trying to make memories and contribute to a huge multinational corporation that built it's empire on child labor. You fucking dicks!

I got this one..

You're saying it's almost 2016 and weed's still illegal.

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