Drunks are so fucking annoying.

Metasynth said:

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LOL ^^^^^^^^ the Cliff's notes version.

neosapien said:

Haha, I'd be the biggest sleazeball on earth if I fucked the drunk sloppy chick on my Disney World family vacation. I'm trying to make memories and contribute to a huge multinational corporation that built it's empire on child labor. You fucking dicks!

I got this one..

You're saying it's almost 2016 and weed's still illegal.

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She is so cute

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Devil fish gills? dude, get with the times.
Chicken lips is where it's at in Chi-town now.

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Yeah, I moved. Picked up some impurities in Indiana.


Only this mother-fucking Guangzhou asshole can help me.

Unclebaldrick said:

Yeah, I moved. Picked up some impurities in Indiana.

Only this mother-fucking Guangzhou asshole can help me.

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Hmmm he looks like he takes his own medicine.

Unclebaldrick said:

Yeah, I moved. Picked up some impurities in Indiana.

Only this mother-fucking Guangzhou asshole can help me.

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I wanna know who was the first guy to say, "Hey, manta gills - I wonder if they'll give me a boner"?

GreatwhiteNorth said:

I wanna know who was the first guy to say, "Hey, manta gills - I wonder if they'll give me a boner"?

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actually they are used for purging impurities, but the fun thing is that they contain about 5 times the safe level of Cadmium and some other nice heavy metals. It is hard not to hate them a lot.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

I wanna know who was the first guy to say, "Hey, manta gills - I wonder if they'll give me a boner"?

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I wonder a lot of things.

Were there random people roaming around, "Nope, that plant breaks you out in bumps that leak and itch" , "Yep, that will cure a headache", "Holy shit! Dude I smoked this plant and I'm stoned."

Who named a fork a fork?

Why is a curse word a curse word? Its just letters from the alphabet. I mean at some point someone went "No! That is a bad word. You can't say that."