Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
I'd swear you were Sallygreen, pillar...he liked to make little chicken soup statements too.
Do you believe in God?
- Thread starter icurbyou
- Start date
- Status
Tryingtomastrkush
Well-Known Member
Ok father I have heard all that nonsense since I was a kid.
I'm talking real answers.
Not some generalized statement which seems to be the most popular amongst bible thumpers
I'm talking real answers.
Not some generalized statement which seems to be the most popular amongst bible thumpers
CrackerJax
New Member
ROFL!!! Now G*D wrote the book? G*D put the lies in? G*D juxtaposed the events?
G*D makes NOOBY mistakes?
Or is there a much SIMPLER explanation? yes, yes there is.
out.
Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
You won't get that from pillar.Those are the only statements he makes.
Tryingtomastrkush
Well-Known Member
Its all a big fuggin joke.
Religion, God, Jesus. all of it. There was no virgin birth. there was nothing. Its all stories created by different people skewered over the years and imposed upon so many people that its now the normal
Religion, God, Jesus. all of it. There was no virgin birth. there was nothing. Its all stories created by different people skewered over the years and imposed upon so many people that its now the normal
Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
Hey,tell Christ not to interrupt the dark cycle during flower!
The Son of Man
Well-Known Member
That was said because religion was a primitive government structure---the darkest time will be anarchy---then religion will be used to form another primitive government structure to rebuild civilization.
icurbyou
Well-Known Member
If you guys like Bill Maher's RELIGULOUS....
Check out PART I of ZeitgeistMovie.com . Shows a very plausible theory behind the story of the bible and Christianity.
It's funny reading through this thread because when the "believers" say their piece, just like in real life when I hear it, it's very difficult for me to actually believe they are being serious. I imagine them sitting on their side of the internet giggling, while smoking a fat blunt, talking to their friend saying "Haha, dude, dude.. watch.. now Im going to write Jesus is our Lord *snicker* *snicker*... OOH man! haha, this is so funny. These guys actually believe that I believe in Jesus Christ!"
Sorry... but I feel like that when I talk to people in real life about the topic. I just imagine them going home to their same sex partner being like "Dude! Baby! Haha, check this out.. I talked to this guy today about God and totally acted like I believed in Christianity! it was SO FUNNY"
Like... these people are just fuckin' with me.... the bible is not PROOF. If you want to believe there is a God, OK... If you want to believe there is Jesus, OK... But for the sake of GOD don't fucking use the BIBLE as proof... errr.. I guess you can't since that's as close as proof comes.
Check out PART I of ZeitgeistMovie.com . Shows a very plausible theory behind the story of the bible and Christianity.
It's funny reading through this thread because when the "believers" say their piece, just like in real life when I hear it, it's very difficult for me to actually believe they are being serious. I imagine them sitting on their side of the internet giggling, while smoking a fat blunt, talking to their friend saying "Haha, dude, dude.. watch.. now Im going to write Jesus is our Lord *snicker* *snicker*... OOH man! haha, this is so funny. These guys actually believe that I believe in Jesus Christ!"
Sorry... but I feel like that when I talk to people in real life about the topic. I just imagine them going home to their same sex partner being like "Dude! Baby! Haha, check this out.. I talked to this guy today about God and totally acted like I believed in Christianity! it was SO FUNNY"
Like... these people are just fuckin' with me.... the bible is not PROOF. If you want to believe there is a God, OK... If you want to believe there is Jesus, OK... But for the sake of GOD don't fucking use the BIBLE as proof... errr.. I guess you can't since that's as close as proof comes.
Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
Translation:Hogwash,hogwash,jesus,god,duh,duh,duh.
icurbyou
Well-Known Member
Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
No, it's just the nonsense that you're putting out.You're trying to sound wise, but it's getting lost in translation.
Tryingtomastrkush
Well-Known Member
A flood of words often runs without a drop of meaningNo, it's just the nonsense that you're putting out.You're trying to sound wise, but it's getting lost in translation.
jfgordon1
Well-Known Member
haha yah man.. i think the same thing sometimes. hell, ive even thought about doing it.. but i hate the thought of being religious too much
the devil is after us
hahaha ... pleeeaaaasssse 
- Status