Dia's dumb replies to smart questions

tangerinegreen555 said:

Can I take cell phone pics of the eclipse or will it burn out my phone's retina?

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Diabolical666 said:

There is an app for that

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Bareback said:

How did Mexico corner the market on jumping beans.

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tangerinegreen555 said:

You're smarter than you let on .

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Diabolical666 said:

You got me thinking if there is a filter I can dl to look at it lol

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Diabolical666 said:

By multiplying at insane speeds and crossing the border

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Bareback said:

Good answer , I own a construction company and when I had employees I never meet a Mexican that didn't have 9 dependents . 18 years old and had 9 dependents lol.

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mr sunshine said:

You should hear my heartfelt story now. My excuses for not succeeding in life have been refined. I'm going to start applying for jobs that I'm not qualified for. I just need to fool one person, get my foot in the door. Gotta take a class though, I gotta be in full character if I'm going to pull this off. The other day I realized I wasn't going to be able to bullshit my way to becoming an anesthesiologist. I should have known this when I first tried to write the word and I couldnt spell it. Crushing realization to say the least. Anyway, what's this thread about? Looks pretty cool...

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mr sunshine said:

You should hear my heartfelt story now. My excuses for not succeeding in life have been refined. I'm going to start applying for jobs that I'm not qualified for. I just need to fool one person, get my foot in the door. Gotta take a class though, I gotta be in full character if I'm going to pull this off. The other day I realized I wasn't going to be able to bullshit my way to becoming an anesthesiologist. I should have known this when I first tried to write the word and I couldnt spell it. Crushing realization to say the least. Anyway, what's this thread about? Looks pretty cool...

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Bareback said:

I have a question for @dux ...... how do you get premium resilient adhesive off your nutsack . See what happened is I got a new helper this morning and he is a bit egotistical so I told him ( well kinda dared him ) to put it on his nuts and take a pic , but he wouldn't take the pic, he's afraid he'll get glue on his phone. Anyway any help for the dumbass would be appreciated.
PS we work at a university so this is lesson one for him , and I'll be sure to teach him every thing I know.

PSS I smoked a bowl with him before we started so he may not have been using his best judgement lol.

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dux said:

Sulfuric acid works great! Tell him to get a sponge and liberaly splash it on his nuts, they'll get cleaned right off..

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dux said:

Sulfuric acid works great! Tell him to get a sponge and liberaly splash it on his nuts, they'll get cleaned right off..

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Bareback said:

I have a question for @dux ...... how do you get premium resilient adhesive off your nutsack . See what happened is I got a new helper this morning and he is a bit egotistical so I told him ( well kinda dared him ) to put it on his nuts and take a pic , but he wouldn't take the pic, he's afraid he'll get glue on his phone. Anyway any help for the dumbass would be appreciated.
PS we work at a university so this is lesson one for him , and I'll be sure to teach him every thing I know.

PSS I smoked a bowl with him before we started so he may not have been using his best judgement lol.

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curious2garden said:

Amazing thread Dia. Definitely five star, you are so special.

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tangerinegreen555 said:

Sulfuric is for pussies. Hydrofluoric is much faster. Eats through a car finish almost instantly.

I lived right beside the steel mill I worked in for a year in the '70's. The hood, roof and trunk of my car were never the same after that and that was a block away.

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