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dukeofbaja

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Why burn the oil? I say use it for butt sex. Lots and lots of buttsex. I will not back down on this stance. I will also not condone bouncing of the third type
 

dukeofbaja

New Member
She was definitely hot. Would be alive if not for the ponytail. Let that be a lesson to all long haired hippies, whales are coming for you next
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
Why burn the oil? I say use it for butt sex. Lots and lots of buttsex. I will not back down on this stance. I will also not condone bouncing of the third type
i want to save the enviornment and part of this plan will be to kill the whales and make them into oil but i do not condone this oil being used as an anal lube because BUTT SEX CONTRIBUTES TO GLOBAL WARMING
 

dukeofbaja

New Member
Empirical data showing that the friction heat generated by butt sex, combined with the added warmth of splooge, is completely doctored. Are you really a buttsex-gater? I would have given you more credit than that. Pfffftttt
 

dukeofbaja

New Member
With global warming the oceans will rise making it easier to get the whales.
True, if the global warming caused by butt sex was real. Studies show most heat caused by buttsex is dissipated through rainbow-colored bedsheets and mitigated by evaporative cooling generated by sweaty, hairy homos humping each other (as well as hetero humpers who have convinced their girlfriend to be so accomodating)
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
True, if the global warming caused by butt sex was real. Studies show most heat caused by buttsex is dissipated through rainbow-colored bedsheets and mitigated by evaporative cooling generated by sweaty, hairy homos humping each other (as well as hetero humpers who have convinced their girlfriend to be so accomodating)
their is a risk of methane being released and during butt sex your resperation increases and you exhale more CO2 a known green house gas and the body heat created never dissapears it is disperspersed into the enviornment ever so slightly warming the earth
 

dukeofbaja

New Member
And I sensed irony there, but it is never too clear with you, fdd. Next time you find yourself near Portland, come by and meet my fiancee (not fiance).
 
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