Could You Survive A Zombie Outbreak?

nretnal

nretnal

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i think i'd just shoot myself if there were a zombie outbreak.
i don't want to have to deal with that shit..
especially since i probably wouldn't survive for long unless i had a good hiding place and lots of supplies
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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Brick Top said:
Don't call me Grace, I'm not Grace, I'm Brick Top.

But anyone who could have fallen for the pitch from the snake oil salesman that's now in the White House had to be under a very powerful form of mind control.
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coming from somone defending the ex president who was the only one in history who's inauguration day was met by protesters, and helped drive this countries economy to the ground in 8 years. No, your not biased...your as bad as the liberals you bitch about, you fell for the same con with a different mask. 'Your grace' is normally a sign of respect, but your right, I take that back, you apparently didn't warrant it.
 
420God

420God

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I think all politicians are evil and given the chance I don't think I'd hesitate one second on the trigger, Zombie or not!:fire:
 
Brick Top

Brick Top

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RavenMochi said:
coming from somone defending the ex president who was the only one in history who's inauguration day was met by protesters, and helped drive this countries economy to the ground in 8 years. No, your not biased...your as bad as the liberals you bitch about, you fell for the same con with a different mask. 'Your grace' is normally a sign of respect, but your right, I take that back, you apparently didn't warrant it.
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What Dubya haters either prefer to ignore or are too ignorant to know is before the Democratic caused lender fiasco that almost caused a total economic collapse under Dubya's leadership the country had 52 months in a row of economic growth and of job growth. That is a record. That never happened before. No other president in history can lay claim to that happening while they were running the nation. Not one. But of course you Dubya haters only want him remembered by his final year and a half or two so you can bitch about him.

But if you want to talk economics, Obama's economic performance has caused the slowest recovery of any recession since the Great Depression, meaning post WWII since it was WWII that ended the Great Depression. Of course Obama bin Lyin keeps telling us that's because this was the worst recession since the Great Depression, but that is part of why he can rightfully be called Obama bin Lyin. The worst recession since the Great Depression began in 1980 when Jimmy Carter was president.

And of course there were protesters when Dubya was inaugurated. It was orchestrated by the DNC because they failed to steal the election and wanted to create the myth that it happened the other way around. They attempted to do the same thing in 2000 that they did in the JFK - Nixon election when Mayor Richard J. Daley 'Last of the Big City Bosses' made sure JFK won. To add a bit of levity to the attempt of theft of the 2000 election, as soon as it was clear that Gore was going to lose the DNC called in Bill "Bugsy" Daley, the son of Richard J. Daley in hopes of him being able to repeat the act of theft his father did that got JFK into the White House. Bugsy's dad succeeded in stealing the JFK - Nixon election but Bugsy failed to repeat his father's success and failed to steal the 2000 election for Gore.

The, "Don't call me Grace" thing was a paraphrased joke from a Monty Python's Flying Circus where when a secretary was taking dictation and the end of the letter said "your Grace" since it was being written to the Queen and the secretary did not understand what was said and replied, "I'm not your Grace, I'm your Elsie" to her boss. I thought possibly an old Monty Python's Flying Circus fan or two might catch the reference. That is why I capitalized your usage of "grace" making it "Grace" as if it were a name. Its a shame you missed the subtle humor.
 
SmokeyMcSmokester

SmokeyMcSmokester

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Brick Top said:
Parasitic mind control ... Now it all makes sense .. that's the very thing the Democratic Party in the U.S. has relied on for decades to create the zombies that are then powerless to resist falling for the Party's baloney and who are mindlessly driven to support the party.
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RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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Brick Top said:
What Dubya haters either prefer to ignore or are too ignorant to know is before the Democratic caused lender fiasco that almost caused a total economic collapse under Dubya's leadership the country had 52 months in a row of economic growth and of job growth. That is a record. That never happened before. No other president in history can lay claim to that happening while they were running the nation. Not one. But of course you Dubya haters only want him remembered by his final year and a half or two so you can bitch about him.

But if you want to talk economics, Obama's economic performance has caused the slowest recovery of any recession since the Great Depression, meaning post WWII since it was WWII that ended the Great Depression. Of course Obama bin Lyin keeps telling us that's because this was the worst recession since the Great Depression, but that is part of why he can rightfully be called Obama bin Lyin. The worst recession since the Great Depression began in 1980 when Jimmy Carter was president.

And of course there were protesters when Dubya was inaugurated. It was orchestrated by the DNC because they failed to steal the election and wanted to create the myth that it happened the other way around. They attempted to do the same thing in 2000 that they did in the JFK - Nixon election when Mayor Richard J. Daley 'Last of the Big City Bosses' made sure JFK won. To add a bit of levity to the attempt of theft of the 2000 election, as soon as it was clear that Gore was going to lose the DNC called in Bill "Bugsy" Daley, the son of Richard J. Daley in hopes of him being able to repeat the act of theft his father did that got JFK into the White House. Bugsy's dad succeeded in stealing the JFK - Nixon election but Bugsy failed to repeat his father's success and failed to steal the 2000 election for Gore.

The, "Don't call me Grace" thing was a paraphrased joke from a Monty Python's Flying Circus where when a secretary was taking dictation and the end of the letter said "your Grace" since it was being written to the Queen and the secretary did not understand what was said and replied, "I'm not your Grace, I'm your Elsie" to her boss. I thought possibly an old Monty Python's Flying Circus fan or two might catch the reference. That is why I capitalized your usage of "grace" making it "Grace" as if it were a name. Its a shame you missed the subtle humor.
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Granted it is sad I missed that, must have been longer than I thought since I've seen Mpnty Python,
but back to the other,
why is it you've been jacking threads lately with your political rhetoric, yet when given the chance to vent all that in a thread meant just for that you declined? Wouldn't it be more considerate to leave the zombie thread a zombie thread and not your republican soap box?
 
SmokeyMcSmokester

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logzz said:
I'd just join them it would be easier, poser zombie.
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yes a poser zombie advantage would be nice...but i dont know if you could fool those brainsucking bastards...they might smell ya, or maybe they would perceive you differently than one of their own.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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...wouldn't digging a simple mote around my house keep zombies out...I mean even if they some how swim across...they can't be very good climbers...with a wash going out at one end so the bodies don't build up...they would just keep falling in and washing away...keep it simple, these zombies are stupid
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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SmokeyMcSmokester said:
yes a poser zombie advantage would be nice...but i dont know if you could fool those brainsucking bastards...they might smell ya, or maybe they would perceive you differently than one of their own.
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Sounds like a job for!!! ZOMBIE BAIT!!! †LOL† You know the one, the one you thought about kicking into a zombie horde when he was reloading....that one..†LOL† if it works, you were confused when you shot him, if it didn't, you were killing another zombie, its a win win...
 
rowlman

rowlman

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RavenMochi said:
†LOL† but where's the fun in that?! at least drop hot oil on them from time to time... ;)
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...oh of course...and shooting practice from the deck all day...we could think of all kinds of creative and fun ways to destroy them...but all this talk of bomb shelters and bunkers in fortified structures is crazy...they're just flesh.. lol
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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rowlman said:
...your not alone...i've asked questions and got nothing...then someone else ask the same thing and thread goes on for days with responses...lol
...now I'll go check out these misslebases...see ya
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lol it happens. it doesnt bother me too much. a lot of times things just get overlooked. thanks for checkin em out.

420God said:
Sorry dude, between reading through these threads and the others I'm sub'd I probably scanned over it. Bricktop's did catch my eye with pics. The missile bases you posted are pretty sweet.:-P

I drop in enough to keep this going and keep it interesting, I really want to hear how well you actually think you could hold up in a Zombie Apocalypse.:?::bigjoint:

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Edit: Not everyone has high speed internet.
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yeah no doubt, i was mostly joking lol. i was just saying i posted some of the same pics earlier in the thread. i dream about one of those fortified fortresses with the blast doors and underground bunkers and such. in the event in a crisis like an outbreak one of those, fully stocked with survival gear would be the shit.

Brick Top said:
The guy that runs that site is the one who tells people the Titan 2 site I mentioned is like pirate treasure ... but it's empty and you by Federal Law you can't even dig to find the opening to the place. I tried to make an offer through him for one of the AT&T bunkers he was representing and he would not make the offer because it was not the full asking price. Under real estate law, in the state the bunker is in, all offers have to be presented to the seller and by him representing a property in that state he was bound by law to present the offer. He's a crook.
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yeah he seems to be kinda of shady. it was a fantasy of mine but i dont envision being able to afford one anytime soon.
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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rowlman said:
...oh of course...and shooting practice from the deck all day...we could think of all kinds of creative and fun ways to destroy them...but all this talk of bomb shelters and bunkers in fortified structures is crazy...they're just flesh.. lol
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I think the reason we were all nutting over the shelters is the confidence knowing that if an armed force can't get in, then in the time it will take the cops to get in you could take your time harvesting, curing, and smoking your entire crop, get rid of anything incriminating, make a large meal and a pot of tea, and open the door saying "I didn't hear you at the door... " ;),
 
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