Could Christ Be Elected President?

jebcorlis said:
Please mate, you may not believe in Jesus , or that he (jesus) is the son of god , thats your opinion ,but he was a real person not a myth and that is a fact ,he is a real historical figure, a real person

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Do you believe Jesus performed all of the miracles mentioned in the Bible?

I also agree that there probably was a Jesus that lived in Biblical times, that the Bible bases their stories off of.

~PEACE~
 
Pinworm said:
Oh! Well. Comparing one's self to Jeebus. That's pretty cool, actually. And, using air quotes was just some icing on the irony cake. Yewnaohazmyrespect.
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I just wish ALL of the Christians would read what I have written.

That would be very contraversial, and who know what would happen if all the Christian read about Me?

~PEACE~
 
Nevaeh420 said:
I just wish ALL of the Christians would read what I have written.

That would be very contraversial, and who know what would happen if all the Christian read about Me?

~PEACE~
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I know what would happen, you coward.

The same thing that happened to Jesus. So if you had any balls you would go to the streets and tell everyone about you.
 
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Jeebus was a terrorist. Fact.
 
jebcorlis said:
Please mate, you may not believe in Jesus , or that he (jesus) is the son of god , thats your opinion ,but he was a real person not a myth and that is a fact ,he is a real historical figure, a real person

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nope.

the romans didnt crucify any jesus of nazareth in judea, and they kept pretty good records.

fictional people are fictional, mythological figures are even less real.

if i am required to accept your belief in an imaginary jewish zombie then you should be right on board with my vast pantheon of gods, powers, spirits, and fey creatures from beyond the veil.

unfortunately that means your god is not the only god, therefore your book is full of shit.

course your book makes it pretty clear that jehovah isnt the ONLY god, it simply claims yours is the BEST god.

i disagree, cuz your god is an asshole.
 
Dr Kynes said:
if i am required to accept your belief in an imaginary jewish zombie then you should be right on board with my vast pantheon of gods, powers, spirits, and fey creatures from beyond the veil.

unfortunately that means your god is not the only god, therefore your book is full of shit.
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The Christians wouldn't elect him. They would say how he's not a true Christian and that he is a left wing liberal who want to turn America into a welfare state.

I wish he'd come back to tell his followers how much they have misrepresented his words.

Plus, no Jew ever could get the nomination, EVER!
 
I didn't want to read all the other responses...
So if this has already been said forgive me....

Christ, Jesus could not be elected...
because he most likely is a republican,
and we all know one of those are not going to get elected president, in our lifetimes ...again...
 
Sand4x105 said:
Christ, Jesus could not be elected...
because he most likely is a republican,
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I would figure that he would be a left winger wanting social programs.

Plus, I am tired of republicans and democrats. I hate them equally and I reserve the word hate for situations like these. Next time around I am going for a republican.
 
Imagine the headlines.
"Winemakers not happy over plans to turn water into wine by new President"
"Fishermen react angrily to new proposals and urge the bakers union to stand with them"
"President insists he did not have sexual relations with intern Mary Magdalene"
 
NLXSK1 said:
Wouldnt it be a demotion?
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If Christ were the President, it would be a good start to being the King of the world, My ultimate goal. But I doubt I will ever be the President or the King of the world while Im alive: I might be the (DEAD) King of the world, after I die. It doesnt seem like anyone wants a King anyways, or a Christ, Savior, Messiah, or a Lord thats alive and living. But a dead King cant make any new rules or laws. Plus, a testament is only considered an "official" testament AFTER the person DIES.

I would think being the President of the USA, would be a promotion for most people, including Me.

But I dont want all the responsibilities that comes along with being the President, I just want peace, and to chill, and have a good time.

~PEACE~
 
Nevaeh420 said:
If Christ were the President, it would be a good start to being the King of the world, My ultimate goal. But I doubt I will ever be the President or the King of the world while Im alive: I might be the (DEAD) King of the world, after I die. It doesnt seem like anyone wants a King anyways, or a Christ, Savior, Messiah, or a Lord thats alive and living. But a dead King cant make any new rules or laws. Plus, a testament is only considered an "official" testament AFTER the person DIES.

I would think being the President of the USA, would be a promotion for most people, including Me.

But I dont want all the responsibilities that comes along with being the President, I just want peace, and to chill, and have a good time.

~PEACE~
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So you just want to be rich and idle?
The rich bit sounds nice but being idle wouldn't do it for me.
 
Doer said:
I know what would happen, you coward.

The same thing that happened to Jesus. So if you had any balls you would go to the streets and tell everyone about you.
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When I first had My apotheosis, I was telling many people that Im "Jesus". Most people thought I went crazy, and I am, a little.

When I went to prison, in 2009, I told all of My fellow inmates that "Im Jesus", and most of My fellow inmates that knew Me were calling Me "Jesus". I basically had the biggest "following" when I was in prison. For the record, I wasnt convicted of any crime.

Im 28; it would be epic when I turn 33, to get nailed to a cross and crucified by the whole world. I have no idea when Im going to die, but if I die on a cross, I hope someone video tapes My death so there wont be any controversy.

I already made up My mind, My Christ complex is incognito besides on the internet. I dont need people in person to think Im a crazy nutcase, thats saved for the internet.

~PEACE~
 
Nevaeh420 said:
When I first had My apotheosis, I was telling many people that Im "Jesus". Most people thought I went crazy, and I am, a little.

When I went to prison, in 2009, I told all of My fellow inmates that "Im Jesus", and most of My fellow inmates that knew Me were calling Me "Jesus". I basically had the biggest "following" when I was in prison. For the record, I wasnt convicted of any crime.

Im 28; it would be epic when I turn 33, to get nailed to a cross and crucified by the whole world. I have no idea when Im going to die, but if I die on a cross, I hope someone video tapes My death so there wont be any controversy.

I already made up My mind, My Christ complex is incognito besides on the internet. I dont need people in person to think Im a crazy nutcase, thats saved for the internet.

~PEACE~
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No conviction, convict? gtfo
 
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