Thats twinkle toed, cock sucker, muther fucker, degenrate, derlecit needs to have every inch of his night stick rammed up his anal cavity, I mean rammed till it lifts him off the air a few inches... I worked as a security guard for years...This is called "creative report writing"...It's done all the time.... it would go something like this.. I officer cum bubble, an officer with the such and such police dpeartment arrested ms blankety blank on suspicion of driving under the influence, she was taken into custody and was being held in a detention room. While in our custody Ms blank appeared to be intoxicated and unruly, attempting to get up several times. Ms. Blank resisted and was subsequently handcuffed for her safety and that of myself. My blank was becoming increasingly hostile, attempting to get up several times after being told to remain seated. I went back to writing my report when I heard a loud noise, as I looked up I saw that ms blank was laying on the floor in a pool of her own blood. Ms Blanks injuries were self induced, due to her falling while being handcuffed.....This is the kind of creatibe report writing I was referring to.. Dont mind the grammatical errors, was writing a fast one...You get my point though...I hope this cocksucker burns in hell....