Confession Time

IAm5toned

IAm5toned

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time to get a load off my shoulders:

I confess I imbibe in illegal substances.
I confess that yesterday I played the part of wingman and nailed a fatchick so my best friend could hook up with this foxy lady. :roll:
I confess that when i was 15 I fed the same friend an entire package of chocolate exlax. He was not seen or heard from for 3 days. :lol:
I confess that we are even now.
 
Philouza

Philouza

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i confess im a loser, loner, outsider, and probably an idiot. ive done things which i shouldnt have, and probably shouldve known better. i am not surrounded by many friends, nor am i smart or have a pretty girl friend.
 
XxNinjaxX

XxNinjaxX

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It was *I* who Killed Hitler! (No Apologies).
It was *I* who stole ur French Fries @ McDonalds that time.. Sorry (but I was munchin reeeaal Bad!)
& Finally It was *I* who left u Negative Rep that time.. Sorry (but u were bein a Dick!)
 
XxNinjaxX

XxNinjaxX

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Now if we cud just get d mutha-fukr who steals every1's plants 2 Confess then we wud b in Business!!
 
XxNinjaxX

XxNinjaxX

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Philouza said:
i confess im a loser, loner, outsider, and probably an idiot. ive done things which i shouldnt have, and probably shouldve known better. i am not surrounded by many friends, nor am i smart or have a pretty girl friend.
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Really? I never wud have got that from ur Pic, lol. It tells such a different story :p
 
Pnuggle

Pnuggle

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I confess that my girlfriend has a big booty and some juicy Ds ;-)
I confess that that branch and buds weighed 20.3 grams wet, and now that I removed the buds off the branch after drying, they only weigh 2.3 grams
I confess that I blow my nose in my boxers and sometimes used white tshirts instead of getting up to get the tissues
I confess I take craps every morning and call them "Shit-ups" because it's what gets me out of bed
I confess I love my girlfriend more than I love my hobbies
I confess I crack my back, neck, and knuckles too often(as well as elbows and knees, and wrists)
I confess I could be doing just a little bit better in college
I confess that I have really platonic affection towards my dog
I confess that I cannot eat peanut butter
I confess I'm about to go buy some micro-tip shears
 
Biggravy22

Biggravy22

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I confess that I count everything. That includes deodorant strokes, directional turns I take into work, doorways I walk through, Pens, paper clips, random hings around the house/office and strokes during sex.

I confess that I hate melted cheese. Cold cheese is cool, but warm cheese sucks.

I confess that I look at myself everytime I pass something reflective.

I confess that I share dog cookies with my dog.

The rest I'll keep to myself.
 
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